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Limericks for Jihadists
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| 5/4/2015
| Rebel_Ace
Posted on 05/04/2015 7:09:36 PM PDT by Rebel_Ace
Limericks inspired by recent events
In Texas they held a cool contest,
To see who could draw cartoons the best.
Two up to no good
were fragged where they stood.
Just chalk outlines, no need for an arrest.
You can't draw the prophet mohammed.
It's Blasphemy the jihadies said.
They crashed the event,
Then hit the cement.
Cuz in Texas they will shoot you dead.
Free speech is an American thing
We can draw, write, publish or sing.
Outlines and a stain
Are all that remain.
Of Muzzies on a short Jihad fling.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: isis; jihad; limerick; texas
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To: Mark17
There once was a man named Abdula
Who went to a terrorist school-a
His bombs were the worst
Too early they burst
Cause he didn’t know shit from shine-oola!
81
posted on
05/05/2015 2:58:56 PM PDT
by
papertyger
(Those who don't fight evil hate those who do)
To: papertyger
LOL, I can’t come up with anymore right now.
82
posted on
05/05/2015 3:01:58 PM PDT
by
Mark17
(The love of God, how rich and pure, how measureless and strong. It shall forever more endure.)
To: DaBroasta
83
posted on
05/05/2015 3:51:03 PM PDT
by
Elsie
To: Rebel_Ace
To an imam a sad muzzie wrote
That his wife was now big as a boat
So he got a tattoo
On his arm you can view
“I would rather be screwing my goat”
84
posted on
05/05/2015 4:05:04 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Obama and the leftists - destroying our country one day at a time)
To: Rebel_Ace
In a suicide bomb class, this dunce
Just could not understand after months
So the teacher had said
Here is how you get dead
I’ll be showing you this only once
85
posted on
05/05/2015 4:09:06 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Obama and the leftists - destroying our country one day at a time)
To: Rebel_Ace
A jihadist who’d come from Iraq
Planned for weeks to blow up the whole block
But one hero packing
In guts was not lacking
And the muzzie would meet Mr. Glock
86
posted on
05/05/2015 4:14:49 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Obama and the leftists - destroying our country one day at a time)
To: Rebel_Ace
When the muzzie chose wife number three
The two others were mad as could be
So they got a sharp knife
Although sparing his life
You can no longer call him a he
87
posted on
05/05/2015 4:29:13 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Obama and the leftists - destroying our country one day at a time)
To: Lazamataz
88
posted on
05/05/2015 4:40:27 PM PDT
by
apostoli
(Time to thump the nose of the parrots.)
To: Rebel_Ace
She’d not bathed in awhile, you could tell
And the day had been hotter than hell
When the burqa came off
He would violently cough
Oh dear Allah, what’s that awful smell
89
posted on
05/05/2015 5:41:39 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Obama and the leftists - destroying our country one day at a time)
To: Mrs. Don-o
Here you are. There are some really good ones here. 😀
90
posted on
05/06/2015 12:02:08 PM PDT
by
Mark17
(The love of God, how rich and pure, how measureless and strong. It shall forever more endure.)
To: Mark17
It wasn’t a live link, didn’t connect. Can you try again?
91
posted on
05/06/2015 12:44:42 PM PDT
by
Mrs. Don-o
(There once was a gal from Nantucket.)
To: Mark17
92
posted on
05/06/2015 12:46:17 PM PDT
by
Mrs. Don-o
(There once was a gal from Nantucket.)
To: Mark17
There once was a gal from Nantucket
Who could scribble these things by the bucket.
She had one that was keen
for the Mujahideen
But it didn't quite rhyme, so --- forget it.
93
posted on
05/06/2015 1:10:34 PM PDT
by
Mrs. Don-o
(There once was a gal from Nantucket.)
To: Mrs. Don-o
LOL,
A jihadi came down to Dallas,
Together with his wife named Alice
They were bold to the core
As they entered the door
And were quickly done in with great malice
94
posted on
05/06/2015 2:12:13 PM PDT
by
Mark17
(The love of God, how rich and pure, how measureless and strong. It shall forever more endure.)
To: hoagy62
To: papertyger
“Who went to a terrorist school-a”
Sounds like Opera Man from SNL.
To: aMorePerfectUnion
97
posted on
05/08/2015 7:09:06 AM PDT
by
Mark17
(The love of God, how rich and pure, how measureless and strong. It shall forever more endure.)
To: Mrs. Don-o
98
posted on
05/08/2015 8:24:29 AM PDT
by
aMorePerfectUnion
( "Forward lies the crown, and onward is the goal.")
To: Mark17
99
posted on
05/08/2015 8:25:01 AM PDT
by
aMorePerfectUnion
( "Forward lies the crown, and onward is the goal.")
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