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Marisol Toribio smears poop in employee's faces, police say
WPLG ^ | December 25, 2014 | Peter Burke

Posted on 12/25/2014 7:22:01 PM PST by Clemenza

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. - A shoplifting suspect, apparently out of options after being confronted by employees, smeared poop in their faces, police said.

Marisol Toribio, 32, was arrested Tuesday by Coral Springs police.

According to court documents, Toribio was caught stealing from Macy's, so she pulled some poop out of her pants and smeared it on the faces of the loss prevention employees who confronted her.

Toribio appeared in bond court Wednesday morning. She faces theft charges, plus a charge of tampering with or fabricating physical evidence.


TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: florida; floriduh; fortlauderdale; macys; marisoltoribio; napl
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To: Clemenza

You can ship your pants at K-Mart! Check out the video on YouTube:

K-Mart Ship your pants


41 posted on 12/25/2014 8:33:31 PM PST by Tommygun99 (I've gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, keep me here!)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

I believe reserves are stored in pockets. Fresh from the pants.


42 posted on 12/25/2014 8:35:48 PM PST by HotKat (Politicians are like diapers; they need to be changed often and for the same reason. Mark Twain)
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To: RegulatorCountry

And they couldn’t beat the crap out of her...cuz it was already out.


43 posted on 12/25/2014 8:40:01 PM PST by Gasshog (DemoKKKrats: Leaders of the Free Stuff World)
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To: RichInOC

I’m not sure she can spare it.


44 posted on 12/25/2014 8:43:44 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
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To: Clemenza

She left them sh*tfaced.


45 posted on 12/25/2014 8:51:53 PM PST by 353FMG
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To: Clemenza; a fool in paradise

She should be charged with biological warfare


46 posted on 12/25/2014 8:56:25 PM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: Clemenza

” If this were Germany, men would pay her good money for this.”

Out in San Francisco and in fair sized areas of Austin this is considered a “pickup line”.


47 posted on 12/25/2014 9:17:02 PM PST by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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To: Clemenza

Um, who just happens to have poop in her pants?


48 posted on 12/25/2014 9:23:12 PM PST by keats5 (Not all of us are hypnotized.)
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To: Clemenza

49 posted on 12/25/2014 9:36:08 PM PST by Ken H (What happens on the internet, stays on the internet.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I see that you beat me to it.


50 posted on 12/25/2014 9:37:23 PM PST by Ken H (What happens on the internet, stays on the internet.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I see that you beat me to it.


51 posted on 12/25/2014 9:37:23 PM PST by Ken H (What happens on the internet, stays on the internet.)
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To: Clemenza

I’ve had several friends and their little kids who spent too much time in front of the chimpanzees’ enclosure and suffered from the thrown poo! ...It must be in the genes.


52 posted on 12/25/2014 9:56:30 PM PST by octex
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To: Shimmer1

Twice.


53 posted on 12/25/2014 9:59:56 PM PST by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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To: Clemenza
Not sure, was attached to another story.
54 posted on 12/25/2014 10:11:37 PM PST by Don W (When blacks riot, neighborhoods and cities burn. When whites riot, nations and continents burn))
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To: Don W

That’s her! Guilty!


55 posted on 12/25/2014 10:18:00 PM PST by Clemenza (Lurking)
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To: Clemenza

I wonder if she was charged for concealed carry?


56 posted on 12/25/2014 10:41:37 PM PST by Wisconsinlady (GOP ticks me off worse than the dems)
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To: Clemenza
Shoplifter Marisol Toribio smears poop in employee's faces.

Low-lifer


57 posted on 12/25/2014 10:51:16 PM PST by caww
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To: ConservativeStatement
Yue Huang, 34, Shunai Li, 55, and Caichang Li, 57, were each charged with retail theft

This can't be true. Asians are model citizens who get top scores in everything and are smarter than everyone else and deserve places at Harvard.

58 posted on 12/25/2014 11:00:58 PM PST by Ethan Clive Osgoode (<<== Click here to learn about Evolution!)
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To: 17th Miss Regt

Well .. that’s a bit far for me .. but I certainly would have filed a formal complaint and made the city/county/whatever, pay for whatever it cost me to be sure she didn’t have any diseases.

And, filing a charge of “assault with intent” isn’t out of the realm of possibilities.


59 posted on 12/25/2014 11:18:05 PM PST by CyberAnt ("The hope and changey stuff did not work, even a smidgen.")
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...

> theft charges, plus a charge of tampering with or fabricating physical evidence.


60 posted on 12/26/2014 1:56:40 AM PST by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/ _____________________ Celebrate the Polls, Ignore the Trolls)
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