Posted on 12/11/2014 11:44:35 AM PST by EveningStar
... To say that jokes about Canada are made out of envy is far too simplistic. Canada has blazed its own trail through history, and most US Americans respect it for that. After all, if the worst jokes you get are about all the snow, your friendliness, and the uniforms your police wear, you must be doing something right! ...
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I’ve got to admit that most of these are pretty damn funny. I especially loved the “Canadian lemmings” cartoon.
(Sprayed on a wall graffiti ... )
F-WORD
Pretty funny, eh?
Imagine seeing N WORD...spray pianted on a wall here.....
Hahaha! Gotta love them Canucks!
THAT’S funny
This seems like a good thread on which to tell some Newfie jokes:
Joke 1:
The Canadian government received a report that the Newfies had somehow, without the Canadian government knowledge raised armies. The government did that Canadian thing, set up an 11 man commission to investigate, and sent undercover RCMPs to Newfoundland to investigate. After months of fruitless investigation one of the RCMPs in desperation just asked an old Newfoundland fisherman, “Is it true you Newfies have armies?” “Of course,” the fisherman replied, “we got ‘em up our sleevies!”
Joke 2:
A crowd had gathered on Parliament Square in Ottawa and was intently watching a Newfie jumping up and down in the middle of the street shouting “Twenty-one! Twenty-one!”
A Federal minister came out of one of the nearby buildings, and seeing the scene, moved by the desire all Canadian Federal ministers have to have people actually pay attention to them, rushed out into the street, pushed the Newfie aside and started jumping up and down shouting “Twenty-one! Twenty-one!”
The Newfie crept back, whisked the manhole cover aside, and down when the Federal minister. Replacing the cover, the Newfie resumed his jumping, shouting “Twenty-two! Twenty-two!”
Luv’d the Canadian Party.
Lucky Bass Terd...
Our neighbors are good people. And they have a sense of humor about themselves.
Canadian humor ping.
Did you notice that he was watching the hockey game?
Thanks, Buckeye. We love you too.
Do you know why, in New Brunswick, when you die, they bury you head-down with your legs sticking up above ground? Well, there a shortage of bicycle racks...
Why are there no ice cubes in Prince Edward Island? The lady with the recipe died.
lol eh.
I had no idea Canadians were so funny and I will have to share them with my bro-in-law, Newf.
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