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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 08/29/2014 5:45:30 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Thanks to Lazamataz's new book, I came across some other silliness:
***BREAKING***
Woman Shot in her own Driveway*
Linda Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.
The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; ofst; silliness
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I guess if you’re going to wear a shirt that’s this ignorant, it only makes sense that it would have a grammatical error.
To: Lucky9teen
Woohoo!! Friday!!!!!! Long weekend!!!!!
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posted on
08/29/2014 5:46:17 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...
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posted on
08/29/2014 5:46:34 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/29/2014 5:47:00 AM PDT
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: Lucky9teen
Top 10... Woohoo. Happy Labor day weekend everyone.
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posted on
08/29/2014 5:47:33 AM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(Manchuria Called. They want their Candidate Back!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/29/2014 5:48:21 AM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Uninstall Fascist Firefox. Get Pale Moon.)
To: Lucky9teen
I really need some silliness today.
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posted on
08/29/2014 5:49:34 AM PDT
by
Excellence
(Marine mom since April 11, 2014)
To: EQAndyBuzz
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posted on
08/29/2014 5:51:07 AM PDT
by
DooDahhhh
To: DooDahhhh
Number 9...number 9...number 9....
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posted on
08/29/2014 5:51:52 AM PDT
by
ExGeeEye
(The enemy's gate is down...and to the left.)
To: left that other site
Oooooooo! TOP FIVE!
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posted on
08/29/2014 5:51:59 AM PDT
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: Lucky9teen
That could be a scene from a zombie movie.
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posted on
08/29/2014 5:52:28 AM PDT
by
liberalh8ter
(The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/29/2014 5:52:57 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/29/2014 5:54:07 AM PDT
by
Heartlander
(Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse OÂ’Leary)
To: Lucky9teen
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08/29/2014 5:57:20 AM PDT
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Dallas59
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/29/2014 6:05:45 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign, number sign, or octothorpe. ###)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/29/2014 6:07:01 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/29/2014 6:09:48 AM PDT
by
Moltke
("The Press, Watson, is a most valuable institution if you only know how to use it.")
To: Lucky9teen
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?” “N,” she answered.
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posted on
08/29/2014 6:10:02 AM PDT
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EQAndyBuzz
(Manchuria Called. They want their Candidate Back!)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
From Gilbert Shelton's Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers #1, late 1960's:
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posted on
08/29/2014 6:21:13 AM PDT
by
W.
(Government: Moving at the speed of paperpushers pushing actual paper, until it benefits them)
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