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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 08/29/2014 5:45:30 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

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To: fredhead

Woo Hoo!
She’s bringing in the Silver.
Nothing more satisfying after all those hours of hard work.
Have assisted with several car restorations over the years, so i understand your Pride in the job well done. :)


81 posted on 08/29/2014 10:33:12 AM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. Doggies Rock.)
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To: moose07

BTW, that’s my Dad’s shadowbox in the background, not mine.


82 posted on 08/29/2014 10:34:30 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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83 posted on 08/29/2014 10:35:45 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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To: fredhead

That’s a nice idea.......hmmmm.


84 posted on 08/29/2014 10:39:18 AM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. Doggies Rock.)
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To: Lucky9teen

By not paying they missed out on all those Nectar points!


85 posted on 08/29/2014 10:40:39 AM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. Doggies Rock.)
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To: relentlessly

Absolutely great and one I had not seen before!


86 posted on 08/29/2014 10:50:12 AM PDT by TangledUpInBlue (I have no home. I'm the wind.)
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To: ErnBatavia

That one is OK (sorta), but the other one with the “happy boys” in thongs popping out of the box had much more effect. I’m searching every combination of key words I can come up with in order to find it...


87 posted on 08/29/2014 10:52:38 AM PDT by Baynative (Free people are not equal, equal people are not free.)
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To: fredhead

...or the punchline could be “they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.”


88 posted on 08/29/2014 11:00:21 AM PDT by 4yearlurker (Some people say that experts agree!!)
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To: Baynative

What did the first Japanese pilot say over Pearl Harbor?

Supplies!!!


89 posted on 08/29/2014 12:33:01 PM PDT by 22202NOVA (Tagline? I don't need no stinking tagline!)
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90 posted on 08/29/2014 1:28:13 PM PDT by OwenKellogg (Fundamental transformation leads to ... FORE!)
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To: moose07

Kevin Sorbo Official Facebook Page

This was sent to me. Interesting. I did my best to check the facts here and the list here seems to be true. Interesting.

Have you ever seen a Muslim hospital?

Have you heard a Muslim orchestra?

Have you seen a Muslim band march in a parade?

Have you witnessed a Muslim charity?

Have you shaken hands with a Muslim Girl Scout?

Have you seen a Muslim Candy Striper?

The answer is no, you have not. Just ask yourself WHY ???

Barack Obama, during his Cairo speech, said: “I know, too, that Islam has always been a part of America ‘s history.”

AN AMERICAN CITIZEN’S RESPONSE

Dear Mr. Obama:

Were those Muslims that were in America when the Pilgrims first landed? Funny, I thought they were Native American Indians.

Were those Muslims that celebrated the first Thanksgiving day? Sorry again, those were Pilgrims and Native American Indians.

Can you show me one Muslim signature on the: United States Constitution? Declaration of Independence ? Bill of Rights?

Didn’t think so.

Did Muslims fight for this country’s freedom from England ? No.

Did Muslims fight during the Civil War to free the slaves in America ? No, they did not.
In fact, Muslims to this day are still the largest traffickers in human slavery. Your own half-brother, a devout Muslim, still advocates slavery himself, even though Muslims of Arabic descent refer to black Muslims as “pug nosed slaves.” Says a lot of what the Muslim world really thinks of your family’s “rich Islamic heritage,” doesn’t it Mr. Obama?

Where were Muslims during the Civil Rights era of this country?
Not present.

There are no pictures or media accounts of Muslims walking side by side with Martin Luther King, Jr. or helping to advance the cause of Civil Rights.

Where were Muslims during this country’s Woman’s Suffrage era?
Again, not present. In fact, devout Muslims demand that women are subservient to men in the Islamic culture. So much so, that often they are beaten for not wearing the ‘ha jib’ or for talking to a man who is not a direct family member or their husband. Yep, the Muslims are all for women’s rights, aren’t they?

Where were Muslims during World War II?
They were aligned with Adolf Hitler. The Muslim grand mufti himself met with Adolf Hitler, reviewed the troops and accepted support from the Nazi’s in killing Jews.

Finally, Mr. Obama, where were Muslims on Sept. 11th, 2001?
If they weren’t flying planes into the World Trade Center , the Pentagon or a field in Pennsylvania killing nearly 3,000 people on our own soil, they were rejoicing in the Middle East . No one can dispute the pictures shown from all parts of the Muslim world celebrating on CNN, Fox News, MSNBC and other cable news network’s that day.

Strangely, the very “moderate” Muslims who’s asses you bent over backwards to kiss in Cairo, Egypt on June 4th were stone cold silent post 9-11. To many Americans, their silence has meant approval for the acts of that day.

And THAT, Mr. Obama, is the “rich heritage” Muslims have here in America ...

Oh, I’m sorry, I forgot to mention the Barbary Pirates. They were Muslims.

And now we can add November 5, 2009 - the slaughter of American soldiers at Fort Hood by a Muslim major who is a doctor and a psychiatrist who was supposed to be counseling soldiers returning from battle in Iraq and Afghanistan .

Also, don’t forget the Boston Marathon bombing on April 15.2013 was done by 2 Muslim Brothers. That, Mr. Obama is the “Muslim heritage” in America

EVERY AMERICAN MUST READ THIS !!
Be sure to SEND IT TO ALL.

Muslim Heritage, my ass.

And if you don’t share this message,
you are part of the problem


91 posted on 08/29/2014 2:25:14 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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To: Lucky9teen

Very good and very true.

One small hole: https://www.google.co.uk/#q=muslim+charity
There are registered muslim charities, how much charitying they do who knows, but they do appear to exist.


92 posted on 08/29/2014 2:39:26 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. Doggies Rock.)
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To: fredhead

That’s a great idea, I’ll suggest it for the local airshow this October.


93 posted on 08/29/2014 5:19:06 PM PDT by Excellence (Marine mom since April 11, 2014)
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To: Lucky9teen

Stole this off a post on Yahoo.

They’re not happy in Gaza ..
They’re not happy in Egypt ..
They’re not happy in Libya ..
They’re not happy in Morocco ..
They’re not happy in Iran ...
They’re not happy in Iraq ..
They’re not happy in Yemen ...
They’re not happy in Afghanistan ..
They’re not happy in Pakistan ..
They’re not happy in Syria ..
They’re not happy in Lebanon ..

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They’re happy in Australia .
They’re happy in Canada .
They’re happy in England ..
They’re happy in France ..
They’re happy in Italy ..
They’re happy in Germany ..
They’re happy in Sweden ..
They’re happy in the USA ..
They’re happy in Norway ..
They’re happy in Holland .
They’re happy in Denmark .

Basically, they’re happy in every country that is not Muslim
and unhappy in
every country that is!

AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like....
THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

Excuse me, but I can’t help wondering...
How damn dumb can you get?
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:

- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
-More than one mother in law
- You can’t shave
- Your wife can’t shave
- You can’t wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel #$%$
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that “when you die, it all gets better”??
Well no #$%$ Sherlock!....
It’s not like it could get much worse


94 posted on 08/29/2014 5:34:59 PM PDT by Excellence (Marine mom since April 11, 2014)
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To: Lucky9teen

top 100.....and I have to work sunday....BLAH


95 posted on 08/29/2014 7:15:26 PM PDT by Yorlik803 ( Church/Caboose in 2016)
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Me too.


96 posted on 08/30/2014 11:09:18 AM PDT by fantail 1952 (Common sense policy: Help your friends. Whip your enemies. Sort out the rest later.)
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To: fantail 1952

Things we do for money


97 posted on 08/30/2014 12:03:37 PM PDT by Yorlik803 ( Church/Caboose in 2016)
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