Protect it
Posted on 10/31/2013 9:41:04 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
Nearly 2000 years ago, The Kama Sutra was written by an unusually flexible Hindu named Vatsyayana. Little could this great man have known that his detailed descriptions of lovemaking would not only become the world's best-known sex manual, but eventually give birth to the chiropractic industry.
Today, Vatsyayana's work is being carried on by Barack Obama, who made history not for being the first Black President (an honor enjoyed by Bill Clinton), but for being the first President elected solely on the basis of sexual magnetism. Young, liberal, and open-minded voters didn't need a wink or a nudge to understand the bedroom connotations of "Yes We Can" or that "Hope and Change" was a thinly veiled reference to changing sexual positions. And "We are the ones we've been waiting for" might as well have been an engraved invitation to an orgy.
The Obama Sutra takes the words and deeds of Barack Obama and translates them into text and appropriately half-black, half-white illustrations which will allow adventurous lovers of all political persuasions to achieve the "57 States of Ecstasy" promised by the President.
Pleasurable positions include "The Audacity of Soap," "Leading from Behind," "Fast and Furious," "Don't Ask, Don't Tell," "If You Like It, You Can Keep It," "Piece Prize," "Stimulus Package," and many, many more.
Whether you agree with Barack Obama's politics or not, you must admit that no one has done more to arouse passions in living memory. No one has inspired more leg thrills and moans of satisfaction from the media. And no one has left so many Americans feeling screwed in such a wide variety of ways.
About the Author STILTON JARLSBERG, MD is a widely respected political commentator, author, cartoonist, and part time sexologist. He is the author of the bestselling and ridiculously low-priced business parody “Who Cut The Cheese?," as well as the darkly hilarious cartoon blog “Johnny Optimism" about a wheelchair-bound boy coping with life’s struggles and unending medical malpractice, and the wildly popular conservative political blog “Hope n’ Change Cartoons”. Following publication of "The Obama Sutra" he fully expects to be audited every year for the rest of his life.
Glad.
This is a very, very, VERY lengthy essay on Obama. That said, if you REALLY want to understand what we’re dealing with, you REALLY need to read this one.
http://www.faithfreedom.org/obama.html
Great! Reading on my iPad in my auto mechanic’s waiting room, chuckling under my breath and occasionally LOLing...
Stilton Jarlsberg, MD author of “Who Cut the Cheese”... Very droll.
The NappyOne
“Leading From Behind.”
Blessed are the Cheesemakers.
I prefer Stilton over Jarlsberg.
Ask Laz...
Me too. I love the strong, creamy blue cheeses.
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