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Panda porn shown in attempt to get two to mate
The Telegraph [UK] ^ | 15 Mar 2013 | Harry Alsop

Posted on 03/15/2013 8:09:22 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

Researchers at China's breeding and research centre were concerned that five-year-old Ke Lin and her partner Yongyong never seemed to be in the mood.

So they played the couple a video of pandas mating in the wild to in an effort to get them to mate.

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Science; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: breeding; china; napl; panda; pandabears; pandas; porn
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To: Slings and Arrows

Um. Why doesn’t the male take the female out for some good food, a little mood music and dancing under the moonlight, some sweet talk....the panda eqivivant of flowers and chocolate

You know. Pitch some panda woo.


21 posted on 03/16/2013 6:39:57 AM PDT by Gefn ("I am waiting for a rebirth of wonder")
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To: Gefn

Maybe it’s panda football season.


22 posted on 03/16/2013 8:58:12 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Or panda is playing the office basketball pool


23 posted on 03/16/2013 10:32:25 AM PDT by Gefn ("I am waiting for a rebirth of wonder")
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To: Slings and Arrows
Certainly said with more eloquence than I ever could muster.
24 posted on 03/16/2013 2:50:33 PM PDT by Chickensoup (200 million unarmed people killed in the 20th century by Leftist Totalitarian Fascists)
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To: Gefn

Um. Why doesn’t the male take the female out for some good food, a little mood music and dancing under the moonlight, some sweet talk....the panda eqivivant of flowers and chocolate
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My understanding is that male pandas often just dont have the necessary get up and go.


25 posted on 03/16/2013 2:52:05 PM PDT by Chickensoup (200 million unarmed people killed in the 20th century by Leftist Totalitarian Fascists)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Panda Viagra would probably have an Interesting album cover! Also, the BBC actually reports Viagra has no affect on male Pandas. Sounds like that species really does want to die out as someone said. Then again it was mentioned they were carnivores forced to adopt a strict vegetarian diet— I don’t know if I’d want to survive either!


26 posted on 03/16/2013 4:31:27 PM PDT by MacMattico
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To: Chickensoup

A philosopher, him.


27 posted on 03/16/2013 5:41:11 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: MacMattico

No meat, no canoodling - they ARE dead.


28 posted on 03/16/2013 5:43:45 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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