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Rabid beaver attacks NY man swimming in Pa. river(have at it)
AP/yahoo ^
Posted on 08/13/2012 7:15:41 AM PDT by Vaquero
PINE PLAINS, N.Y. (AP) A Boy Scout leader from New York who was attacked by a rabid beaver while swimming in the Delaware River is recovering
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TOPICS: Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: beaver; napl; wildlife
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To: momtothree; Daffynition
Oh, no... you pinged Daffy?! This threads getting pulled. You can bet on it. LOL!! Are you suggesting that this thread is... dammed? :-O
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posted on
08/13/2012 7:37:41 AM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; Lazamataz
I’m confused, shouldn’t the headline read cougar attack?
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posted on
08/13/2012 7:44:18 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
To: martin_fierro
The high school newspaper column I wrote in ‘65 got put on hiatus by the Vice Principal after I quoted a dictionary.
The Funk and Wagnalls defined a beaver as “a warm blooded, brown furred mammal with a wide flat broad muscular tail and nocturnal feeding habits.”
I claimed during the interview that followed publication to be broadening wildlife awareness.
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posted on
08/13/2012 7:45:07 AM PDT
by
KC Burke
(Plain Conservative opinions and common sense correction for thirteen years.)
To: Ezekiel
The Scouts then used rocks to kill the animal. And skeptics said that studying the ways of Islam would never pay off.
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posted on
08/13/2012 7:46:54 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
To: Tainan
OMG. It's a real mascot. LOL!
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posted on
08/13/2012 7:48:10 AM PDT
by
RedMDer
(https://support.woundedwarriorproject.org/default.aspx?tsid=93destr)
To: a fool in paradise
“Code pink strikes again”. Or, just a beaver lookin’ for some wood to gnosh on.
I couldn’t help myself.
Helping keep mankind warm for 65 years.
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posted on
08/13/2012 7:48:10 AM PDT
by
rktman
To: martin_fierro
The high school newspaper column I wrote in ‘65 got put on hiatus by the Vice Principal after I quoted a dictionary.
The Funk and Wagnalls defined a beaver as “a warm blooded, brown furred mammal with a wide flat broad muscular tail and nocturnal feeding habits.”
I claimed during the interview that followed publication to be broadening wildlife awareness.
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posted on
08/13/2012 7:52:04 AM PDT
by
KC Burke
(Plain Conservative opinions and common sense correction for thirteen years.)
To: Vaquero
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posted on
08/13/2012 7:53:13 AM PDT
by
Donkey Odious
(I can explain it to you. I can't understand it for you.)
To: momtothree
You yada-yada’d over the best part!
To: momtothree
I know a few jokes that would make you blush, V! The funny thing is I heard them all from women. LOL!
I used to be a manager in a place where the workforce was 85% female. On a daily basis I would walk in on lunchroom conversations that would have made Hugh Hefner blush.
To: Ezekiel
To: Fightin Whitey
“You yada-yada’d over the best part”
I had this vision of a moderator... in some smokey, dark room... saying out loud, “DECORUM, MOM.. DECORUM!””
To: Vaquero
To: momtothree
To: Vaquero
Wynona's Big Brown Beaver get loose again???
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posted on
08/13/2012 8:13:23 AM PDT
by
Chode
(American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: Phlap
This joke meme will be ????? in a few more years with younger guys. 80-85% of young 18-20 something women today are totally bald down there. That's the current trend with women.
To: Vaquero
Que Bob Wills and the Texas Playboys!
Lots of other jokes not proper here.
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posted on
08/13/2012 8:20:59 AM PDT
by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(Tyrannies demand immense sacrifices of their people to produce trifles.-Marquis de Custine)
To: siamesecats; a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; ...
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posted on
08/13/2012 8:23:05 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Vaquero
"A rabid beaver!? ...Where's she at?"
To: Ezekiel
****The Scouts then used rocks to kill the animal.****
And the next day the local newspaper reported...
SCOUTS GET ROCKS OFF ON BEAVER!
There is a Beaver Lake near here in this dry county. One of my FRiends said that if this county votes wet, he will open a liquor store and call it...BEAVER LICKERS.
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posted on
08/13/2012 8:27:47 AM PDT
by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(Tyrannies demand immense sacrifices of their people to produce trifles.-Marquis de Custine)
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