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Rabid beaver attacks NY man swimming in Pa. river(have at it)
AP/yahoo ^
Posted on 08/13/2012 7:15:41 AM PDT by Vaquero
PINE PLAINS, N.Y. (AP) A Boy Scout leader from New York who was attacked by a rabid beaver while swimming in the Delaware River is recovering
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TOPICS: Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: beaver; napl; wildlife
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Have at it Snark-meisters.
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posted on
08/13/2012 7:15:49 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
To: Vaquero
There wasn’t enough beaver in New York?
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posted on
08/13/2012 7:19:23 AM PDT
by
Dr. Ursus
To: Slings and Arrows; mkmensinger
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posted on
08/13/2012 7:21:00 AM PDT
by
siamesecats
(God closes one door, and opens another, to protect us.)
To: Vaquero
Madonna is back from Europe?
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posted on
08/13/2012 7:21:59 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: Vaquero
I know this is going to get me in trouble, Vaquero. How many animals can you get into a pair of pantyhose?
10 little piggies
2 calves
1 a$$
and 1 beaver.
(believe it or not, I actually left out the really questionable parts of the joke)
To: Vaquero
Dutchess County health officials say a rabid beaver attack is unusual. No kidding.
L
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posted on
08/13/2012 7:22:55 AM PDT
by
Lurker
(Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
To: Vaquero
wood in cold water?
Amazing!
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posted on
08/13/2012 7:23:52 AM PDT
by
G Larry
(Progressives are Regressive because their objectives devolve to the lowest common denominator.)
To: momtothree
and here I was thinking, seeing it was from a momtothree, that I was due for my first chastizing of the day.
I am pleasantly surprised....
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posted on
08/13/2012 7:24:51 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: Vaquero
...and that's all I'll say about that.
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posted on
08/13/2012 7:25:25 AM PDT
by
Tainan
(Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
To: Lurker
Thank You,her name is Shirley!
To: Vaquero
I know a few jokes that would make you blush, V! The funny thing is I heard them all from women. LOL!
To: Vaquero
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posted on
08/13/2012 7:27:05 AM PDT
by
Redleg Duke
("Madison, Wisconsin is 30 square miles surrounded by reality.", L. S. Dryfus)
To: BenLurkin
Elton John’s latest Tweet about Madonna.
To: Vaquero
Having been attacked by hundreds of beavers I can tell you it can be a frightening experience. The worst attacks take place in the dark when the beaver can catch unaware or unprepared. Best to have a stout timber or staff for subduing the beaver. Their hair can be luxurious and very wet at times. Plunging in after the beaver can be effective if you’re prepared to go all the way. However, sometimes beavers can be subdued by gentle stroking and whispering sweet nothings. Be careful. Once a beaver gets you in it’s grasp they seldom let go.
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posted on
08/13/2012 7:29:06 AM PDT
by
Doc Savage
("I've shot people I like a lot more,...for a lot less!" Raylan Givins)
To: Vaquero; martin_fierro; Daffynition
One Boy Scout pulled Brousseau to shore, where he tossed the beaver away from him. The Scouts then used rocks to kill the animal. But I wood not feel so all alone
Everybeaver must get stoned...
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posted on
08/13/2012 7:31:06 AM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
To: Redleg Duke
well, leave it to beaver...
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posted on
08/13/2012 7:31:59 AM PDT
by
brivette
To: Ezekiel; Daffynition
Oh, no... you pinged Daffy?! This threads getting pulled. You can bet on it. LOL!!
To: Vaquero
Sounds like Jimmy Carter’s “killer rabbit” incident.
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posted on
08/13/2012 7:33:30 AM PDT
by
Cincinatus
(Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
To: Vaquero; Ezekiel
To: Vaquero
I can't help myself. lol
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posted on
08/13/2012 7:37:17 AM PDT
by
Phlap
(REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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