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1 posted on 08/13/2012 7:15:49 AM PDT by Vaquero
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To: Vaquero

There wasn’t enough beaver in New York?


2 posted on 08/13/2012 7:19:23 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: Slings and Arrows; mkmensinger

Ping


3 posted on 08/13/2012 7:21:00 AM PDT by siamesecats (God closes one door, and opens another, to protect us.)
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To: Vaquero

Madonna is back from Europe?


4 posted on 08/13/2012 7:21:59 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Vaquero

I know this is going to get me in trouble, Vaquero. How many animals can you get into a pair of pantyhose?

10 little piggies
2 calves
1 a$$
and 1 beaver.

(believe it or not, I actually left out the really questionable parts of the joke)


5 posted on 08/13/2012 7:22:14 AM PDT by momtothree
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To: Vaquero
Dutchess County health officials say a rabid beaver attack is unusual.

No kidding.

L

6 posted on 08/13/2012 7:22:55 AM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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wood in cold water?
Amazing!


7 posted on 08/13/2012 7:23:52 AM PDT by G Larry (Progressives are Regressive because their objectives devolve to the lowest common denominator.)
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...and that's all I'll say about that.
9 posted on 08/13/2012 7:25:25 AM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
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To: Vaquero

“It’s the Water!”


12 posted on 08/13/2012 7:27:05 AM PDT by Redleg Duke ("Madison, Wisconsin is 30 square miles surrounded by reality.", L. S. Dryfus)
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To: Vaquero

Having been attacked by hundreds of beavers I can tell you it can be a frightening experience. The worst attacks take place in the dark when the beaver can catch unaware or unprepared. Best to have a stout timber or staff for subduing the beaver. Their hair can be luxurious and very wet at times. Plunging in after the beaver can be effective if you’re prepared to go all the way. However, sometimes beavers can be subdued by gentle stroking and whispering sweet nothings. Be careful. Once a beaver gets you in it’s grasp they seldom let go.


14 posted on 08/13/2012 7:29:06 AM PDT by Doc Savage ("I've shot people I like a lot more,...for a lot less!" Raylan Givins)
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To: Vaquero; martin_fierro; Daffynition
One Boy Scout pulled Brousseau to shore, where he tossed the beaver away from him. The Scouts then used rocks to kill the animal.

But I wood not feel so all alone
Everybeaver must get stoned...

15 posted on 08/13/2012 7:31:06 AM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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Sounds like Jimmy Carter’s “killer rabbit” incident.


18 posted on 08/13/2012 7:33:30 AM PDT by Cincinatus (Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
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To: Vaquero; Ezekiel

19 posted on 08/13/2012 7:35:09 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Vaquero
I can't help myself. lol


20 posted on 08/13/2012 7:37:17 AM PDT by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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I’m confused, shouldn’t the headline read cougar attack?


22 posted on 08/13/2012 7:44:18 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
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To: Vaquero

It’s beaver fever!!


28 posted on 08/13/2012 7:53:13 AM PDT by Donkey Odious (I can explain it to you. I can't understand it for you.)
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Well Everyone knows 2 beavers are better than one! LOL

How I met your mother (Beaver Song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hqklWJxUTo


33 posted on 08/13/2012 8:02:23 AM PDT by jakerobins
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Wynona's Big Brown Beaver get loose again???
35 posted on 08/13/2012 8:13:23 AM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Vaquero

Que Bob Wills and the Texas Playboys!

Lots of other jokes not proper here.


37 posted on 08/13/2012 8:20:59 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Tyrannies demand immense sacrifices of their people to produce trifles.-Marquis de Custine)
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"A rabid beaver!? ...Where's she at?"


39 posted on 08/13/2012 8:27:05 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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"A rabid beaver!? ...Where's she at?"


41 posted on 08/13/2012 8:35:44 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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