Have at it Snark-meisters.
1 posted on
08/13/2012 7:15:49 AM PDT by
Vaquero
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To: Vaquero
There wasn’t enough beaver in New York?
2 posted on
08/13/2012 7:19:23 AM PDT by
Dr. Ursus
To: Slings and Arrows; mkmensinger
3 posted on
08/13/2012 7:21:00 AM PDT by
siamesecats
(God closes one door, and opens another, to protect us.)
To: Vaquero
Madonna is back from Europe?
4 posted on
08/13/2012 7:21:59 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: Vaquero
I know this is going to get me in trouble, Vaquero. How many animals can you get into a pair of pantyhose?
10 little piggies
2 calves
1 a$$
and 1 beaver.
(believe it or not, I actually left out the really questionable parts of the joke)
To: Vaquero
Dutchess County health officials say a rabid beaver attack is unusual. No kidding.
L
6 posted on
08/13/2012 7:22:55 AM PDT by
Lurker
(Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
To: Vaquero
wood in cold water?
Amazing!
7 posted on
08/13/2012 7:23:52 AM PDT by
G Larry
(Progressives are Regressive because their objectives devolve to the lowest common denominator.)
To: Vaquero
...and that's all I'll say about that.
9 posted on
08/13/2012 7:25:25 AM PDT by
Tainan
(Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
To: Vaquero
12 posted on
08/13/2012 7:27:05 AM PDT by
Redleg Duke
("Madison, Wisconsin is 30 square miles surrounded by reality.", L. S. Dryfus)
To: Vaquero
Having been attacked by hundreds of beavers I can tell you it can be a frightening experience. The worst attacks take place in the dark when the beaver can catch unaware or unprepared. Best to have a stout timber or staff for subduing the beaver. Their hair can be luxurious and very wet at times. Plunging in after the beaver can be effective if you’re prepared to go all the way. However, sometimes beavers can be subdued by gentle stroking and whispering sweet nothings. Be careful. Once a beaver gets you in it’s grasp they seldom let go.
14 posted on
08/13/2012 7:29:06 AM PDT by
Doc Savage
("I've shot people I like a lot more,...for a lot less!" Raylan Givins)
To: Vaquero; martin_fierro; Daffynition
One Boy Scout pulled Brousseau to shore, where he tossed the beaver away from him. The Scouts then used rocks to kill the animal. But I wood not feel so all alone
Everybeaver must get stoned...
15 posted on
08/13/2012 7:31:06 AM PDT by
Ezekiel
(The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
To: Vaquero
Sounds like Jimmy Carter’s “killer rabbit” incident.
18 posted on
08/13/2012 7:33:30 AM PDT by
Cincinatus
(Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
To: Vaquero; Ezekiel
To: Vaquero
I can't help myself. lol
20 posted on
08/13/2012 7:37:17 AM PDT by
Phlap
(REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; Lazamataz
I’m confused, shouldn’t the headline read cougar attack?
22 posted on
08/13/2012 7:44:18 AM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
To: Vaquero
28 posted on
08/13/2012 7:53:13 AM PDT by
Donkey Odious
(I can explain it to you. I can't understand it for you.)
To: Vaquero
To: Vaquero
Wynona's Big Brown Beaver get loose again???
35 posted on
08/13/2012 8:13:23 AM PDT by
Chode
(American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: Vaquero
Que Bob Wills and the Texas Playboys!
Lots of other jokes not proper here.
37 posted on
08/13/2012 8:20:59 AM PDT by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(Tyrannies demand immense sacrifices of their people to produce trifles.-Marquis de Custine)
To: Vaquero
"A rabid beaver!? ...Where's she at?"
To: Vaquero
"A rabid beaver!? ...Where's she at?"
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