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(-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

Posted on 08/03/2012 6:02:56 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

“It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either.” ~ Mark Twain

“People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.”
Søren Kierkegaard

“All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned values. Well, as an old poop I can remember back to when we had those old-fashioned values, and I say let's get back to the good old-fashioned First Amendment of the good old-fashioned Constitution of the United States -- and to hell with the censors! Give me knowledge or give me death!”
Kurt Vonnegut



“Everyone is in favor of free speech. Hardly a day passes without its being extolled, but some people's idea of it is that they are free to say what they like, but if anyone else says anything back, that is an outrage.” ~ Winston Churchill

“To sin by silence, when they should protest, makes cowards of men.”
Abraham Lincoln “All censorships exist to prevent anyone from challenging current conceptions and existing institutions. All progress is initiated by challenging current conceptions, and executed by supplanting existing institutions. Consequently, the first condition of progress is the removal of censorship.”
George Bernard Shaw

“Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not to his own facts.” ― Daniel Patrick Moynihan

“The struggle for a free intelligence has always been a struggle between the ironic and the literal mind.” ― Christopher Hitchens

“Free speech means the right to shout 'theatre' in a crowded fire.” ― Abbie Hoffman


“At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer.” ~ Marshall Lumsden

“I have always been among those who believed that the greatest freedom of speech was the greatest safety, because if a man is a fool, the best thing to do is to encourage him to advertise the fact by speaking” ~ Woodrow T. Wilson



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: chickfila; freespeech; ofst; silliness
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1 posted on 08/03/2012 6:03:00 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

Woohoo!!! It’s finally Friday!!!!


2 posted on 08/03/2012 6:03:41 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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3 posted on 08/03/2012 6:04:34 AM PDT by tnlibertarian (Government's solution to everything: Less freedom.)
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To: ShadowAce

TOP FIVE TWO WEEKS IN A ROW!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


4 posted on 08/03/2012 6:04:57 AM PDT by NCC-1701 (The LEFT's intolerance of the RIGHT is intolerable.)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

IT'S TIME FOR


THE FREEDOM TO HAVE


CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST


5 posted on 08/03/2012 6:05:41 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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TOP TEN!


6 posted on 08/03/2012 6:05:51 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.)
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To: Lucky9teen

WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO TGIF
TOP 10


7 posted on 08/03/2012 6:08:07 AM PDT by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 10. Happy Friday!


8 posted on 08/03/2012 6:10:26 AM PDT by kevinm13 (Tim Geithner is a tax cheat. Manmade "Global Warming" is a HOAX!)
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To: Lucky9teen

top 10?


9 posted on 08/03/2012 6:11:02 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (How do you say Arkanicide in Kenyan?)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top Ten!


10 posted on 08/03/2012 6:11:41 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Lucky9teen

Wild Bill for America
http://youtu.be/yvJK3yWnblM


11 posted on 08/03/2012 6:14:47 AM PDT by sunny48
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BREAKING: The Chick-Fil-A "Same Sex Kiss Day" Has Been Canceled In Iran
12 posted on 08/03/2012 6:15:07 AM PDT by Heartlander (You are either the doer, or the dude)
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To: Lucky9teen

In !!!


13 posted on 08/03/2012 6:15:55 AM PDT by 21stCenturion ("It's the Judges, Stupid !")
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To: Lucky9teen

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 A.M. and asked where he is
going at this time of night.

The elderly man replies, “I am on my way to a lecture about gambling, alcohol
abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying
out late.”

The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”

The elderly man replies, “That would be my wife!”


14 posted on 08/03/2012 6:16:17 AM PDT by sunny48
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U.S. Government Irony

The SNAP/Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us to “Please Do Not Feed The Animals.” This is because the animals may grow dependent on handouts and not learn to take care of themselves.

Thus endeth today’s Lesson.


15 posted on 08/03/2012 6:18:02 AM PDT by sunny48
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16 posted on 08/03/2012 6:20:55 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Lucky9teen

Texting For Seniors

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). Please pass this on to your children and grandchildren so they can understand your texts.

ATD: At The Doctor’s
BFF: Best Friend Fainted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can’t get up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can’t Get Up
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where’s The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI: (Gotta Go Laxative Kicking In)


17 posted on 08/03/2012 6:36:19 AM PDT by sockhead (Socialism means equality . . . everyone is equally miserable.)
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18 posted on 08/03/2012 6:37:30 AM PDT by Heartlander (You are either the doer, or the dude)
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19 posted on 08/03/2012 6:41:32 AM PDT by workerbee (June 28, 2012 -- 9/11 From Within)
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20 posted on 08/03/2012 6:50:27 AM PDT by workerbee (June 28, 2012 -- 9/11 From Within)
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