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An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 A.M. and asked where he is
going at this time of night.
The elderly man replies, “I am on my way to a lecture about gambling, alcohol
abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying
out late.”
The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”
The elderly man replies, “That would be my wife!”