Posted on 08/03/2012 6:02:56 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Woohoo!!! It’s finally Friday!!!!
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TOP FIVE TWO WEEKS IN A ROW!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TOP TEN!
WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO TGIF
TOP 10
Top 10. Happy Friday!
top 10?
Top Ten!
Wild Bill for America
http://youtu.be/yvJK3yWnblM
In !!!
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 A.M. and asked where he is
going at this time of night.
The elderly man replies, “I am on my way to a lecture about gambling, alcohol
abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying
out late.”
The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”
The elderly man replies, “That would be my wife!”
U.S. Government Irony
The SNAP/Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever.
Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us to “Please Do Not Feed The Animals.” This is because the animals may grow dependent on handouts and not learn to take care of themselves.
Thus endeth todays Lesson.
Texting For Seniors
Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). Please pass this on to your children and grandchildren so they can understand your texts.
ATD: At The Doctor’s
BFF: Best Friend Fainted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can’t get up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can’t Get Up
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where’s The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI: (Gotta Go Laxative Kicking In)
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