Another testicle ticket written in South Carolina

AP via Newsvine.com ^ | 5/7/12

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SPARTANBURG — For the second time in a year, a motorist has been ticketed in South Carolina for displaying a replica of testicles on a vehicle.

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Last July, a Berkeley County woman was ticketed for having a similar display on the back of her truck.

That case is to go to trial in municipal court in the town of Bonneau. That trial has been delayed three times and no new trial date has been set.

[shibumi]

Gee, I wonder what the South Carolina Police would think of The Bumper Dumper -

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Should’ve pinged you earlier.

[Daffynition]

If the Queen Mum uses one ...I’ll buy it. :)

[stylecouncilor]

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[CalvaryJohn]

Misleading headline. The driver is going to trial for driving without a license. The ball sac got a warning ticket.

[BfloGuy]

I don’t want to see a ball sack dangling from a vehicle!

I hope you don't have to spend much time on a farm. Oh, and you'd better avoid zoos, too. Dangling testicles all over the place.

[sten]

I find 0bama bumper stickers and all those homo stickers FAR more obscene

considering the balls are an expression of the owner, it’d be a violation if freedom of expression for any govt type to demand he stop only because it displeases them. the display puts no one in jeopardy

[Vaquero]

First they came for the C-More-Butts and I did not speak out because I was not a C-More-Butts displayer .

Then they came for the GAS-GRASS- OR ASS stickers I did not speak out because I was not a GAS-GRASS- OR ASS sticker owner.

Then they came for Dangling Balls display and I did not speak out because I was not a Dangling Balls displayer .

Then they came for me and there was no one left to speak out for me.

[mc5cents]

It’s considerate of the idiots to mark themselves for us.

Yes it is. I also look for Obama bumper stickers to help me identify them.

[varyouga]

Ouch. If they’re as heavy as they look, I could see someone hitting those balls and having them fly straight into the gas tank.

Also, I can’t help but wonder what the license plate says.

[X-spurt]

Nobama is scheduling a campaign visit ASAP before they all disappear. He can just imagine!

[dfwgator]

Cue Bon Scott:

I’m Ever Upper Class High Society
God’s Gift To Ballroom Notoriety
I Always Fill My Ballroom
The Event Is Never Small
The Social Pages Say I’ve Got
The Biggest Balls Of All

CHORUS:
I’ve Got Big Balls
I’ve Got Big Balls
And They’re Such Big Balls
Dirty Big Balls
And He’s Got Big Balls
And She’s Got Big Balls
But We’ve Got The Biggest Balls Of Them All

And My Balls Are Always Bouncing
My Ballroom Always Full
And Everybody Cums And Cums Again
If Your Name Is On The Guest List
No One Can Take You Higher
Everybody Says I’ve Got
Great Balls Of Fire

CHORUS

Some Balls Are Held For Charity
And Some For Fancy Dress
But When They’re Held For Pleasure
They’re The Balls That I Like Best
My Balls Are Always Bouncing
To The Left And To The Right
It’s My Belief That My Big Balls
Should Be Held Every Night

CHORUS

And I’m Just Itching To Tell You About Them
Oh We Had Such Wonderful Fun
Seafood Cocktail, Crabs, Crayfish...

Ball Sucker

[dfwgator]

[Titan Magroyne]

>>> “ Should the vehicle expect swelling or discoloration in the area where the testicles had been?”

Not too bad, if you keep a bag of frozen peas on it.

[null and void]

All we are saying is give peas a chance...

[Titan Magroyne]

LOL! Yeah. That.

[mc5cents]

And as the basketball player formerly known as Ron Artest might say, imagine whirled peas.

[upchuck]

This is such a nutty thread!

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[CSM]

That was a very unfortunate “snip” of yours!