Another testicle ticket written in South Carolina

AP via Newsvine.com ^ | 5/7/12

[Slings and Arrows]

So the first case is still dangling...

[Slings and Arrows]

"You gonna plead guilty?"

"Nuts!"

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

I’ve seen those here in Florida and I think they’re hideous.

I don’t want to see a ball sack dangling from a vehicle!

[Salamander]

“Compensation”

:)

[Slings and Arrows]

The Constitution is not there to protect the ball sacks we want to see.

The Constitution is there to protect the ball sacks we do not want to see.

;^)

[Old Sarge]

Scrota-on-the-roada...

[Nervous Tick]

>> For the second time in a year, a motorist has been ticketed in South Carolina for displaying a replica of testicles on a vehicle.

Nuts.

[andyk]

Think there will be a hung jury?

[Slings and Arrows]

Only if they drop the ball.

[DemforBush]

“SPARTANBURG — For the second time in a year, a motorist has been ticketed in South Carolina for displaying a replica of testicles on a vehicle.

-snip- “

You know, *snip* is not a word I like to see when dealing with this particular subject...

:-)

[AnotherUnixGeek]

Another place this guy can't drive.

[Slings and Arrows]

Somebody steer-ed you wrong.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

balls cried the queen

[Slings and Arrows]

“Nuts!” said the prince...

[dayglored]

> I don’t want to see a ball sack dangling from a vehicle!

Let me guess... you would prefer to see them swinging from the radio antenna? swaying from the rear-view mirror? flying from the roof? how about stapled to the driver's forehead??? :)

[dayglored]

Does the removal of the testicles from the rear of the truck constitute vehicular castration?

If they only cut the connecting parts, does that count as a vasectomy?

Should the vehicle expect swelling or discoloration in the area where the testicles had been?

How soon after the testicles are removed can the vehicle safely have "relations" with another vehicle?

Inquiring minds want to know....

[Slings and Arrows]

These are serious issues that require in-depth study. I’ll apply for a grant immediately.

[MARTIAL MONK]

foul balls

[dayglored]

>> Think there will be a hung jury?

> Only if they drop the ball.

They really thought they had this one in the bag. But alas, it slipped from their grasp, showing once again that while a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

Wait........... what?

(Where the hell are my meds??? I know they're around here somewhere......)

[smokingfrog]

How do you spot a nutty driver?

[Slings and Arrows]

It’s considerate of the idiots to mark themselves for us.

[Daffynition]

[Conservative Vermont Vet]

SPARTANBURG — For the second time in a year, a motorist has been ticketed in South Carolina for displaying a replica of testicles on a vehicle.

Gee, if I were the LEO who had stopped this motorist, the 1st thing I would have done is sent word to the Wuss, Weeper of the House (Bone-er) to give him the good news that his missing "stones" had been found.

[Slings and Arrows]

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

I know. I just think they’re ugly.

[Daffynition]

Shouldn't we be *free* to hang whatever we want from the back of our trucks, no matter how offensive?

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

LOL. Stapled to the forehead would be the last place I would want to see testicles. The others would be funny.

[cableguymn]

what happens of the truck doesn’t go limp in 4 hours????

[cableguymn]

OK.. That is just wrong on so many levels.....

IDK about the item hanging from the bumper. What they did to that Monte Carlo is criminal.

[Méabh]

Methinks this hits a tender subject for this particular sheriff’s deputy.

Does this mean no more T&A on mud flaps, either?

[ApplegateRanch]

Since a hitch receiver is female, not male, maybe we could start marketing...politely stated...”targets” rather then these things.

Maybe tie them into the slut walk movement?

At least it would force SC to rewrite the law.

[dayglored]

> what happens of the truck doesn’t go limp in 4 hours????

I think at that point you're supposed to let the air out of all the tires. It's the only way to be sure.

[ApplegateRanch]

Shouldn't we be *free* to hang whatever we want from the back of our trucks, no matter how offensive?

So many Liberals; so little gibbet room in the truck bed...but still tempting.

[dayglored]

> Since a hitch receiver is female, not male, maybe we could start marketing...politely stated...”targets” rather then these things.

I think they tried that many years ago on the FRONT of the vehicles...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-qu-ovgXFWO0/T1GDbl7ZKvI/AAAAAAAABdk/k6lpovZE1dQ/s1600/1958_Edsel_Citation.jpg

[Méabh]

...Can’t be unseen.

[Daffynition]

A doctor from Israel says: “In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.”

The German doctor comments: “That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person’s head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.”

A Russian doctor says: “That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.”

The U.S. doctor answers immediately: “That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us in the USA (about 2 years ago) we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States, and now........ the whole f-ing country is looking for work!!!!!!”

[ApplegateRanch]

"and 1959 cars will prove it"

And the Question, Alex, is, "How many Chevy Volts sold in 2011 does it take Government Motors to know it has a flop?

[QT3.14]

It remains to be seen if the court has the balls to pursue this matter.

But it isn't unlawful to have a Chinese restuarant in Portland, OR nameed Hung Far Low.

[ApplegateRanch]

...and in Portland & Medford, OR, there is a restaurant named No-Ho’s.

http://nohos.com/ Noho’s Hawaiian Cafe

Hmmm; they moved their Medford location since we moved (2002 or 2003) & have opened a second Portland location, too.

[goat granny]

thats new, a cock eyed cat..

[shibumi]

Gee, I wonder what the South Carolina Police would think of The Bumper Dumper -

[Slings and Arrows]

[Slings and Arrows]

Should’ve pinged you earlier.

[Daffynition]

If the Queen Mum uses one ...I’ll buy it. :)

[stylecouncilor]

Ping

[CalvaryJohn]

Misleading headline. The driver is going to trial for driving without a license. The ball sac got a warning ticket.

[BfloGuy]

I don’t want to see a ball sack dangling from a vehicle!

I hope you don't have to spend much time on a farm. Oh, and you'd better avoid zoos, too. Dangling testicles all over the place.

[sten]

I find 0bama bumper stickers and all those homo stickers FAR more obscene

considering the balls are an expression of the owner, it’d be a violation if freedom of expression for any govt type to demand he stop only because it displeases them. the display puts no one in jeopardy

[Vaquero]

First they came for the C-More-Butts and I did not speak out because I was not a C-More-Butts displayer .

Then they came for the GAS-GRASS- OR ASS stickers I did not speak out because I was not a GAS-GRASS- OR ASS sticker owner.

Then they came for Dangling Balls display and I did not speak out because I was not a Dangling Balls displayer .

Then they came for me and there was no one left to speak out for me.

[mc5cents]

It’s considerate of the idiots to mark themselves for us.

Yes it is. I also look for Obama bumper stickers to help me identify them.