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To: Slings and Arrows
Does the removal of the testicles from the rear of the truck constitute vehicular castration?

If they only cut the connecting parts, does that count as a vasectomy?

Should the vehicle expect swelling or discoloration in the area where the testicles had been?

How soon after the testicles are removed can the vehicle safely have "relations" with another vehicle?

Inquiring minds want to know....

16 posted on 05/09/2012 10:49:29 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: dayglored

These are serious issues that require in-depth study. I’ll apply for a grant immediately.


17 posted on 05/09/2012 10:50:55 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: dayglored

what happens of the truck doesn’t go limp in 4 hours????


28 posted on 05/09/2012 11:24:03 PM PDT by cableguymn
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>>> “ Should the vehicle expect swelling or discoloration in the area where the testicles had been?”

Not too bad, if you keep a bag of frozen peas on it.


55 posted on 05/10/2012 7:31:50 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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