Another testicle ticket written in South Carolina

AP via Newsvine.com ^ | 5/7/12

[Slings and Arrows]

SPARTANBURG — For the second time in a year, a motorist has been ticketed in South Carolina for displaying a replica of testicles on a vehicle.

-snip-

Last July, a Berkeley County woman was ticketed for having a similar display on the back of her truck.

That case is to go to trial in municipal court in the town of Bonneau. That trial has been delayed three times and no new trial date has been set.

[varyouga]

Ouch. If they’re as heavy as they look, I could see someone hitting those balls and having them fly straight into the gas tank.

Also, I can’t help but wonder what the license plate says.

[X-spurt]

Nobama is scheduling a campaign visit ASAP before they all disappear. He can just imagine!

[dfwgator]

Cue Bon Scott:

I’m Ever Upper Class High Society
God’s Gift To Ballroom Notoriety
I Always Fill My Ballroom
The Event Is Never Small
The Social Pages Say I’ve Got
The Biggest Balls Of All

CHORUS:
I’ve Got Big Balls
I’ve Got Big Balls
And They’re Such Big Balls
Dirty Big Balls
And He’s Got Big Balls
And She’s Got Big Balls
But We’ve Got The Biggest Balls Of Them All

And My Balls Are Always Bouncing
My Ballroom Always Full
And Everybody Cums And Cums Again
If Your Name Is On The Guest List
No One Can Take You Higher
Everybody Says I’ve Got
Great Balls Of Fire

CHORUS

Some Balls Are Held For Charity
And Some For Fancy Dress
But When They’re Held For Pleasure
They’re The Balls That I Like Best
My Balls Are Always Bouncing
To The Left And To The Right
It’s My Belief That My Big Balls
Should Be Held Every Night

CHORUS

And I’m Just Itching To Tell You About Them
Oh We Had Such Wonderful Fun
Seafood Cocktail, Crabs, Crayfish...

Ball Sucker

[dfwgator]

[Titan Magroyne]

>>> “ Should the vehicle expect swelling or discoloration in the area where the testicles had been?”

Not too bad, if you keep a bag of frozen peas on it.

[null and void]

All we are saying is give peas a chance...

[Titan Magroyne]

LOL! Yeah. That.

[mc5cents]

And as the basketball player formerly known as Ron Artest might say, imagine whirled peas.

[upchuck]

This is such a nutty thread!

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[CSM]

That was a very unfortunate “snip” of yours!

[Morgana]

bump

[Morgana]

How low will people stoop? This is obscene to say the least.

[N. Theknow]

A ball-bearing truck or a Male Truck?

[Cyber Liberty]

Never realized he was a Ballchinean.

[Cyber Liberty]

Heh...

http://www.yellowpages.com/portland-or/mip/hung-far-low-11861951?lid=11861951

[NELSON111]

Yet, people think it’s only the sodomites in this country with whom God is displeased...

[Lazamataz]

You know, I'm base and gutter and I love horrid humor.

But those plastic nuts on the cars make me want to kick them in the trunk.

[a fool in paradise]

They write tickets there for having an extra-testicle encounter?

[Revolting cat!]

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

That’s different,although testicles aren’t pretty to begin with. :)

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

I’ve actually seen this thing on a show called ‘World’s Dumbest’ on TruTV.

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

Is that pronounced the same way in English?

[Hot Tabasco]

I’ve seen those here in Florida and I think they’re hideous.

There's a pickup truck at the gym I belong to that has one and I think it's offensive too......

I'm thinking of castrating the truck if I can do it in short order without being caught........

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

I love that song.

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

Didn’t he choke to death on his vomit?

[dfwgator]

At least he didn’t choke on somebody’s else’s vomit like the drummer from Spinal Tap.

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

I went to a zoo in West Palm Beach and there was a zebra with an erection.

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

Yuck. Blech.

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

I’m not offended by it;I just think it’s ugly.

I don’t very many parents would want their kids to see that,though,especially their girls.

What do you tell your daughter when she asks you what they are?

[Slings and Arrows]

G-d I hope so.

[Slings and Arrows]

Junk in the trunk?

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

I neglected to put the word ‘think’ between ‘don’t’ and ‘very’.

[The_Media_never_lie]

Here is SC the police have little better to do. And, it is still not against the law not to have any.

[garykfd]

How long did they pack the truck in ice after the rmoval of the offending appendages?? You know that sh*t had to hurt!!

[GeronL]

ugh.

Keep in the trunk people.

[Clay Moore]

http://motors.shop.ebay.com/i.html?_nkw=Fat+Girl+mudflap&_sacat=&_dmpt=Motors_Car_Truck_Parts_Accessories&_odkw=Fat+Girl&_osacat=0&bkBtn=&_trksid=p4506.m270.l1313

Fat girl mudflaps for your truck.

[Slings and Arrows]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qDgCmzh5ao

[STD]

Actually, the Jury is hopelessly deadlocked, or it’s called ‘a hung jury’

[Slings and Arrows]

That’s what SHE said!