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Another testicle ticket written in South Carolina
AP via Newsvine.com ^ | 5/7/12

Posted on 05/09/2012 10:11:26 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

SPARTANBURG — For the second time in a year, a motorist has been ticketed in South Carolina for displaying a replica of testicles on a vehicle.

-snip-

Last July, a Berkeley County woman was ticketed for having a similar display on the back of her truck.

That case is to go to trial in municipal court in the town of Bonneau. That trial has been delayed three times and no new trial date has been set.

(Excerpt) Read more at newsvine.com ...


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So the first case is still dangling...
1 posted on 05/09/2012 10:11:30 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
"You gonna plead guilty?"

"Nuts!"


2 posted on 05/09/2012 10:12:45 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’ve seen those here in Florida and I think they’re hideous.

I don’t want to see a ball sack dangling from a vehicle!


3 posted on 05/09/2012 10:19:35 PM PDT by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (I love you so much,Pumpkin. You're the best cat in the world.)
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To: POWERSBOOTHEFAN

“Compensation”

:)


4 posted on 05/09/2012 10:21:03 PM PDT by Salamander (Hey blood brother, you're one of our own. You're as sharp as a razor and as hard as a stone.)
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To: POWERSBOOTHEFAN

The Constitution is not there to protect the ball sacks we want to see.

The Constitution is there to protect the ball sacks we do not want to see.

;^)


5 posted on 05/09/2012 10:22:43 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Scrota-on-the-roada...


6 posted on 05/09/2012 10:23:06 PM PDT by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: Slings and Arrows

>> For the second time in a year, a motorist has been ticketed in South Carolina for displaying a replica of testicles on a vehicle.

Nuts.


7 posted on 05/09/2012 10:29:35 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Think there will be a hung jury?


8 posted on 05/09/2012 10:31:20 PM PDT by andyk (Go Juan Pablo!)
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To: andyk

Only if they drop the ball.


9 posted on 05/09/2012 10:33:08 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“SPARTANBURG — For the second time in a year, a motorist has been ticketed in South Carolina for displaying a replica of testicles on a vehicle.

-snip- “

You know, *snip* is not a word I like to see when dealing with this particular subject...

:-)


10 posted on 05/09/2012 10:33:32 PM PDT by DemforBush (A Repo man is *always* intense!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Another place this guy can't drive.


11 posted on 05/09/2012 10:34:41 PM PDT by AnotherUnixGeek
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To: DemforBush

Somebody steer-ed you wrong.


12 posted on 05/09/2012 10:34:53 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

balls cried the queen


13 posted on 05/09/2012 10:35:36 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (The democratic party is the greatest cargo cult in history.)
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin

“Nuts!” said the prince...


14 posted on 05/09/2012 10:39:50 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: POWERSBOOTHEFAN; Slings and Arrows
> I don’t want to see a ball sack dangling from a vehicle!

Let me guess... you would prefer to see them swinging from the radio antenna? swaying from the rear-view mirror? flying from the roof? how about stapled to the driver's forehead??? :)

15 posted on 05/09/2012 10:42:56 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Does the removal of the testicles from the rear of the truck constitute vehicular castration?

If they only cut the connecting parts, does that count as a vasectomy?

Should the vehicle expect swelling or discoloration in the area where the testicles had been?

How soon after the testicles are removed can the vehicle safely have "relations" with another vehicle?

Inquiring minds want to know....

16 posted on 05/09/2012 10:49:29 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: dayglored

These are serious issues that require in-depth study. I’ll apply for a grant immediately.


17 posted on 05/09/2012 10:50:55 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

foul balls


18 posted on 05/09/2012 10:55:50 PM PDT by MARTIAL MONK (I'm waiting for the POP!)
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To: Slings and Arrows; andyk
>> Think there will be a hung jury?

> Only if they drop the ball.

They really thought they had this one in the bag. But alas, it slipped from their grasp, showing once again that while a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

Wait........... what?

(Where the hell are my meds??? I know they're around here somewhere......)

19 posted on 05/09/2012 10:57:01 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

How do you spot a nutty driver?

20 posted on 05/09/2012 10:58:07 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: smokingfrog

It’s considerate of the idiots to mark themselves for us.


21 posted on 05/09/2012 11:01:05 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

22 posted on 05/09/2012 11:03:44 PM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
SPARTANBURG — For the second time in a year, a motorist has been ticketed in South Carolina for displaying a replica of testicles on a vehicle.

Gee, if I were the LEO who had stopped this motorist, the 1st thing I would have done is sent word to the Wuss, Weeper of the House (Bone-er) to give him the good news that his missing "stones" had been found.

23 posted on 05/09/2012 11:07:33 PM PDT by Conservative Vermont Vet (l)
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To: Daffynition

24 posted on 05/09/2012 11:12:41 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I know. I just think they’re ugly.


25 posted on 05/09/2012 11:17:22 PM PDT by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (I love you so much,Pumpkin. You're the best cat in the world.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Shouldn't we be *free* to hang whatever we want from the back of our trucks, no matter how offensive?
26 posted on 05/09/2012 11:18:26 PM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: dayglored

LOL. Stapled to the forehead would be the last place I would want to see testicles. The others would be funny.


27 posted on 05/09/2012 11:19:44 PM PDT by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (I love you so much,Pumpkin. You're the best cat in the world.)
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To: dayglored

what happens of the truck doesn’t go limp in 4 hours????


28 posted on 05/09/2012 11:24:03 PM PDT by cableguymn
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To: smokingfrog

OK.. That is just wrong on so many levels.....

IDK about the item hanging from the bumper. What they did to that Monte Carlo is criminal.


29 posted on 05/09/2012 11:25:43 PM PDT by cableguymn
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To: Slings and Arrows

Methinks this hits a tender subject for this particular sheriff’s deputy.

Does this mean no more T&A on mud flaps, either?


30 posted on 05/09/2012 11:29:13 PM PDT by Mabh
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To: Slings and Arrows; TheOldLady

Since a hitch receiver is female, not male, maybe we could start marketing...politely stated...”targets” rather then these things.

Maybe tie them into the slut walk movement?

At least it would force SC to rewrite the law.


31 posted on 05/09/2012 11:30:01 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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> what happens of the truck doesn’t go limp in 4 hours????

I think at that point you're supposed to let the air out of all the tires. It's the only way to be sure.

32 posted on 05/09/2012 11:30:17 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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Shouldn't we be *free* to hang whatever we want from the back of our trucks, no matter how offensive?

So many Liberals; so little gibbet room in the truck bed...but still tempting.

33 posted on 05/09/2012 11:33:22 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: ApplegateRanch
> Since a hitch receiver is female, not male, maybe we could start marketing...politely stated...”targets” rather then these things.

I think they tried that many years ago on the FRONT of the vehicles...


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-qu-ovgXFWO0/T1GDbl7ZKvI/AAAAAAAABdk/k6lpovZE1dQ/s1600/1958_Edsel_Citation.jpg

34 posted on 05/09/2012 11:33:43 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: dayglored

...Can’t be unseen.


35 posted on 05/09/2012 11:35:00 PM PDT by Mabh
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To: ApplegateRanch
A doctor from Israel says: “In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.”

The German doctor comments: “That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person’s head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.”

A Russian doctor says: “That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.”

The U.S. doctor answers immediately: “That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us in the USA (about 2 years ago) we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States, and now........ the whole f-ing country is looking for work!!!!!!”


36 posted on 05/09/2012 11:40:12 PM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: dayglored
"and 1959 cars will prove it"

And the Question, Alex, is, "How many Chevy Volts sold in 2011 does it take Government Motors to know it has a flop?

37 posted on 05/09/2012 11:40:32 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: Slings and Arrows
It remains to be seen if the court has the balls to pursue this matter.

But it isn't unlawful to have a Chinese restuarant in Portland, OR nameed Hung Far Low.

38 posted on 05/10/2012 12:00:58 AM PDT by QT3.14 (Never Argue With A LIBERAL – They Will Drag You Down To Their Level, Then Beat You With Experience!)
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To: QT3.14

...and in Portland & Medford, OR, there is a restaurant named No-Ho’s.

http://nohos.com/ Noho’s Hawaiian Cafe

Hmmm; they moved their Medford location since we moved (2002 or 2003) & have opened a second Portland location, too.


39 posted on 05/10/2012 12:21:10 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: Slings and Arrows

thats new, a cock eyed cat..


40 posted on 05/10/2012 12:23:39 AM PDT by goat granny
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To: Slings and Arrows; Salamander; Daffynition; POWERSBOOTHEFAN
Gee, I wonder what the South Carolina Police would think of The Bumper Dumper -


41 posted on 05/10/2012 12:25:04 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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42 posted on 05/10/2012 12:36:17 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: upchuck; SC Swamp Fox

Should’ve pinged you earlier.


43 posted on 05/10/2012 12:38:49 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: shibumi

If the Queen Mum uses one ...I’ll buy it. :)


44 posted on 05/10/2012 1:03:27 AM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: windcliff

Ping


45 posted on 05/10/2012 1:52:52 AM PDT by stylecouncilor (Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Misleading headline. The driver is going to trial for driving without a license. The ball sac got a warning ticket.


46 posted on 05/10/2012 2:34:24 AM PDT by CalvaryJohn (What is keeping that damned asteroid?)
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I don’t want to see a ball sack dangling from a vehicle!

I hope you don't have to spend much time on a farm. Oh, and you'd better avoid zoos, too. Dangling testicles all over the place.

47 posted on 05/10/2012 3:20:11 AM PDT by BfloGuy (The final outcome of the credit expansion is general impoverishment.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I find 0bama bumper stickers and all those homo stickers FAR more obscene

considering the balls are an expression of the owner, it’d be a violation if freedom of expression for any govt type to demand he stop only because it displeases them. the display puts no one in jeopardy


48 posted on 05/10/2012 3:49:51 AM PDT by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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First they came for the C-More-Butts and I did not speak out because I was not a C-More-Butts displayer .

Then they came for the GAS-GRASS- OR ASS stickers I did not speak out because I was not a GAS-GRASS- OR ASS sticker owner.

Then they came for Dangling Balls display and I did not speak out because I was not a Dangling Balls displayer .

Then they came for me and there was no one left to speak out for me.

49 posted on 05/10/2012 4:01:25 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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It’s considerate of the idiots to mark themselves for us.

Yes it is. I also look for Obama bumper stickers to help me identify them.

50 posted on 05/10/2012 4:47:45 AM PDT by mc5cents
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