Posted on 04/14/2015 10:01:03 AM PDT by John Semmens
The Obama administrations efforts to earn gratitude from the gay lobby by adding a gender neutral restroom to the White House came up short.
Lesbian-Gay-Bisexual-Transgender spokesperson Irma Crank called the move not good enough. Every bathroom in every home in America is gender neutral. Many businesses already have family restrooms that can be used by either gender. The Administrations attempt to curry favor with such a lame and wishy-washy measure is an insult. Frankly, we expected more from this President.
The more expected by Crank is the right of any person to use any facilitymens room, ladies roombased on their sexual feelings of the moment. Herding individuals with uncertain or fluctuating sexual identities into a neutral space stigmatizes them. Anatomy must not be allowed to overrule a persons mental state. An anatomically male individual must have the right to explore his feminine side whenever the urge presents itself. Likewise, an anatomically female individual must be free to express her masculine side.
Crank also denounced the dodge of one-occupant-at-a-time facilities that some businesses have been turning to. Urinating or defecating in a room by oneself stunts a persons feelings of solidarity with those whose sex he or she is striving to identify with. Obviously, we are not yet at the point of full gender identity freedom in this country. We will not be satisfied with halfway compromises. We need to keep up the pressure until everyone is free to go wherever he or she pleases.
White House spokesman Jeff Tiller expressed his disappointment with Cranks hasty condemnation. I think were all on the same page here. The gender neutral facility is for those who may be uncertain about their gender identity. Individuals who are sure may opt for the mens or ladies room as they see fit. Beyond the White House, the Department of Justice will vigorously prosecute any businesses or organizations that try to restrict who may use whatever restroom facilities they provide.
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2015/04/11/work-requirement-pares-maine-food-stamp-recipients/
Satire? You sure? Today’s satire is tomorrow’s reality.
..in the White Hut now
Of course a gender neutral isn’t enough. It needs to be species neutral. I mean, the wookie has to go somewhere.... besides in the woods.
We need a mens room
A womens room
and a "gender confused" restroom in the White Hut.
Once again, the jokes are busily writing themselves.
Of course “gender neutral” means that men have to sit down all the time.
THE FOREIGNER was seen standing in front trying to decide which one to use.
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