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DUmmie FUnnies 01-08-05 ("I'm Starting to Just Not Care Anymore")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 8, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/08/2005 3:23:18 PM PST by PJ-Comix

DUmmie Demoralization is proceeding apace as you can see in this THREAD titled, “I'm Starting to Just Not Care Anymore - I'm Just All Cared Out.” This thread follows on the heels of DUmmie Doohickie giving up on his highly entertaining “I Believe” threads. The big difference between DUmmie Doohickie and the author of this thread, DUmmie MaryH, is that at least Doohickie left on a positive note while MaryH sounds completely demoralized. Also I think DUmmie MaryH is an AUTHENTIC DUmmie while I have my suspicions that Doohickie is really a Freeper Troll who took a bunch of DUmmies along for a ride on his “I Believe” threads. Let us now lead off with the lament of MaryH who sounds like she is just giving up on politics. As usual, the demoralized DUmmie lamentations are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your Tom Servo humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:

I'm Starting to Just Not Care Anymore - I'm Just All Cared Out

I have quit watching the News where I used to watch it all the time. I don't feel like anything I do will make any difference so why even try.

We have lost Congress

We have lost the Judiciary

We have lost the law

We have lost our right to religion.

And I posted how I felt here and promptly got checked out by the CIA or the FBI. Fortunately, I probably have the most boring record in history.

MaryH

[Unfortunately you also got checked out by the DUmmie FUnnies and are now a Web Laughingstock. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

Add that we have lost our democracy to fascism.

[But our REPUBLIC seems to be doing just fine.]

Excuse me, but the Christian church is NOT involved in Charity. They are too busy with political activism, and justifying racial wars to gain mineral wealth. Also, they only recieved 2.2 Billion dollars of our tax money through "faith based iniatives" in 2004. There will be over 40 Billion available in 2005. All this money is without any accountablility. I feel that any donation to a Christian church today would only buy assult weapons for the KKK. I used to call myself a "Christian" but I refuse to do so any more. I will not be associated with those thugs any longer.

[Racial wars like in the Sudan. OOPS! Those are Muslims conducting the “racial wars.” Back to square one.]

There is no restriction on freedom of religion in the USA. Try a Muslim country if you want to see what restrictions on freedom of religion really look like. Hyperbole does our side no good.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! Whenever a DUmmie post makes sense, I know it is from a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL.]

There is no state religion in the United States. There may be a large cultural compenent of Americans that is Evangelical, but thatis not a state religion.

[That’s the second post that makes sense from DUmmie forgethell. I therefore accuse Dummie forgethell of being a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL.]

The Jesusistas have imposed Christianity as the state religion.

[Didn’t the Jesusistas play the Juaristas in a big baseball game? Or did they play the Zapatistas?]

There is NO state religion in the USA. None, nada, zilch. State religion implies the government. Now I will admit that the majority of AMericans are Christians. But So what?? When your tax dollars are paying the salaries of preachers, then you can say you have a state religion.

[HELLO! HELLO! Calling the DUmmie Moderator! Please expel forgethell from DUmmieland for making 3 posts in a row that actually make sense!]

40 BILLION of our taxpayer (and not just christian) dollars is available to Christian Groups in 2005. and yes, this money is paying the saleries of preachers.

[40 BILLION bucks just for signing up with the “Jesusita” team? Nice chunk of change!]

Once upon a time, the Republican Party promised you a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage. Now they promise preachers Beef Wellington on their dinner plates, BMWs in their garages and unlimited amounts in preachers Swiss Bank accounts.

[Who knew that Rev. Lovejoy drives a BMW and has unlimited funds in a Swiss Bank account?]

Most of us did everything in our power to stop this American tsunami, and lost only because the people in power are dishonest criminals who set up a rigged game.

[Strange how they are only rigged when you LOSE elections.]

We've had dishonest govts. before this one - in fact they are all probably pretty dishonest. But at least we had our Constitution and now I feel like that piece of paper is meaningless.

[This sudden DUmmie concern for the Constitution is quite touching. Especially after all the DUmmie effort to toss out certain sections such as the Second Amendment.]

Soo much effort was put into that last f*cked up campaign. Bush ads were aired during the most popular shows and sporting events. Kerry ads were aired on the F*CKING GAME SHOW CHANNEL. I still cannot believe that to this day. Let me say it one more time. THE F*CKING GAME SHOW CHANNEL. The bush republithugs have attacked every worthwhile democratic institution without any meaningful response. What few voices were out there were deafened by the cheers of church people.

[It’s all Karl Rove’s fault that Kerry was suckered into placing his campaign ads on the Game Show Channel!]

My wife doesn't know how scared I am, even though I've told her that things are going to be very different in just a few months from now.

[They’re coming to take you away! Hee! Hee! They’re coming to take you away! Ha! Ha!]

Does anyone here know how to do spells? That might be kind of fun to watch. Bush's nose growing with every lie. Or how about one where they all have to tell the truth when they open their mouths? That would be fun

[DUmmie MaryH is growing so desperate that she now wants to learn how to practice Witchcraft. Somebody please help this poor soul out. Perhaps we can teach her Santeria as well.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: antichristian; christianbashing; christianity; christians; dummies; dummycrap; liberalbigots; religion; religiousintolerance
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To: PJ-Comix

"My wife doesn't know how scared I am, even though I've told her that things are going to be very different in just a few months from now."

(pounding on door) Ziss iss Karl Rove!! You vill open ziss door at vunce!!! Vee haff many vaysss to make you talk!!!


81 posted on 01/08/2005 6:10:53 PM PST by NRA1995 ("Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steelers fan & Ah think yer gonna fin'lly understand")
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To: PJ-Comix

"Does anyone here know how to do spells? That might be kind of fun to watch. Bush's nose growing with every lie. Or how about one where they all have to tell the truth when they open their mouths? That would be fun"

Eye of newt, ears of bunnies....I just got put in the DUmmie FUnnies!!


82 posted on 01/08/2005 6:13:00 PM PST by NRA1995 ("Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steelers fan & Ah think yer gonna fin'lly understand")
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To: LUV W

Yeah she is pretty scary. But I did say "most" of the rank and file democrats. Hitlery excluded among a few others. Now that I think about it a democrat is a democrat.


83 posted on 01/08/2005 6:22:23 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: KJC1

In reference to my above posts, it looks like it's for real and some of the mods there called this guy's mother. I'm getting the impression he was a teenager, and actually died while online at DU, and then his mother used his account to post.
Wow. For once I am speechless. How very sad.


84 posted on 01/08/2005 6:26:28 PM PST by KJC1 (overused DUmmie words: fascist, hubris, disenfranchisement)
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To: NRA1995
Eye of newt, ears of bunnies....I just got put in the DUmmie FUnnies!!

85 posted on 01/08/2005 6:27:22 PM PST by luvie (Notice the DUM's don't talk about 3rd-term presidencies since November 2nd--hmmmm??!!)
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To: beckysueb

I am sure you meant "DUM-o-cRAT!":7}


86 posted on 01/08/2005 6:28:41 PM PST by luvie (Notice the DUM's don't talk about 3rd-term presidencies since November 2nd--hmmmm??!!)
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To: LUV W

Yes, thank you. How could I have been so forgetful. How silly of me. LOL


87 posted on 01/08/2005 6:31:37 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: franksolich
Would you believe "Faye" is only 26?

She posted it last night and I saw it while lurking ...hehehehe

88 posted on 01/08/2005 6:31:46 PM PST by Repub4bush (Hey DU.......Saint Rove....Patron Saint of all your votes!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Perhaps we can teach her Santeria as well.

Santeria?

I didn't know we were now a religion.

hic!

89 posted on 01/08/2005 6:35:29 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum europe vincendarum (V minus 6 and counting))
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To: KJC1

I think it is a hoax. Why post the date and the wrong date at that. Its like it was deliberate. And if my son was found dead, the last thing I would think about is posting on a website. I would probably do it later after the shock wore off but not so soon. Its just the last thing a person would think about. I may be wrong. I hope my hunch is right.


90 posted on 01/08/2005 6:35:59 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: rdb3

"Once upon a time, the Republican Party promised you a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage."

Was it not Roosevelt that promised the chicken in every pot?
I am almost sure it was a democrat.

I never heard the part about a car.


91 posted on 01/08/2005 6:41:49 PM PST by AlexW
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To: beckysueb; KJC1
And if my son was found dead, the last thing I would think about is posting on a website.

That's why I also suspect it may be a hoax, but who knows? It's a strange bunch over there...
92 posted on 01/08/2005 6:43:23 PM PST by Welsh Rabbit
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To: beckysueb

I don't know what to think. First it seemed like a hoax, but the fact that at least one mod there said s/he talked to this guy's mom on the phone makes it seem like it's not a hoax. Unless the mod was tricked too, I guess. The whole thing is very strange.


93 posted on 01/08/2005 6:43:28 PM PST by KJC1 (overused DUmmie words: fascist, hubris, disenfranchisement)
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To: AlexW

I thought FDR promised the chicken and a radio for every home, but I might be thinking of Huey Long.


94 posted on 01/08/2005 6:46:01 PM PST by Welsh Rabbit
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To: Welsh Rabbit

Yes they are thats why you never know. Might be perfectly natural for them.


95 posted on 01/08/2005 6:52:27 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: KJC1

They have two long threads going. So what does the GIANT EGO better known as William Rivers Pitt do? Start his OWN thread. It's not enough to post his condolences on an existing thread. Nope, he needs a thread with his NAME at the top.


96 posted on 01/08/2005 6:55:05 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: KJC1

Another thing that is strange, "Momma" gave out her phone number and said to call. That doesn't sound right either. Your child has just died and you are on a website less than 3 hours later announcing his death, then give your phone number out to strangers to call you and to beat it all, are sitting around the house to answer the calls? Sounds fishy to me. This person would most likely be tied up with Drs and police officials and family for most of the night.


97 posted on 01/08/2005 6:57:25 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: Dallas59

98 posted on 01/08/2005 6:58:49 PM PST by eddie willers
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To: beckysueb

Not to mention funeral arrangements to make. She said there was going to be an autopsy. That means dealing with police.


99 posted on 01/08/2005 6:59:14 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: Welsh Rabbit

Didn't FDR promise two chickens in every pot?


100 posted on 01/08/2005 7:03:28 PM PST by TruthWillWin
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