[Calvinist_Dark_Lord]

A Firestorm??? That 14.4v underpowered thing? I have the 18v B&D model! Sure, mine doesn't have the removable-chuck-with-the-driver-bit-underneath thingy, but I'll bet I can turn out more trepannings per hour than that wimpy thing ever will :)

No, i meant the 18v model, which is what i have, two ranges, High speed or High torque. Of course, if it does bind, you get some interesting side effects from the heretic when you attempt to free it.

Did you know with a bit that size at high speed you can make somebody's kneecap explode? You should however, start from the back of the leg and let the heat build up, and the body fluids lubricate the bit.

If you go with a slightly smaller bit, you can get some exquisite sensations from a 3/4" NPT tap as well. Again, you need a reduced shank, unless you want to hand tap the body part!

My all time favorite technique is still to remove the skin, and soak the exposed flesh with Gasoline, you don't even have to ask any questions, they WILL talk, before and after they scream

[drstevej]

Isn't there a warning on the drill manual not to use on kneecaps to avoid explosions? You're the type that would remove the "Do not remove under penalty of law" label from a mattress.

[Alex Murphy]

My all time favorite technique is still to remove the skin, and soak the exposed flesh with Gasoline, you don't even have to ask any questions, they WILL talk, before and after they scream

You're a sick man, CDL.

My all-time favorite technique involves a cochlear implant recipient, a reel-to-reel deck with a looped segment of tape, an audio patch cable, and a copy of William Shatner's album The Transformed Man

Guess what they're playing in the agony booths this week?