To: Calvinist_Dark_Lord
My all time favorite technique is still to remove the skin, and soak the exposed flesh with Gasoline, you don't even have to ask any questions, they WILL talk, before and after they scream You're a sick man, CDL.
My all-time favorite technique involves a cochlear implant recipient, a reel-to-reel deck with a looped segment of tape, an audio patch cable, and a copy of William Shatner's album The Transformed Man
Guess what they're playing in the agony booths this week?
![](http://www.hipsurgerymusic.com/Shatner/transformed-man.jpg)
254 posted on
05/19/2003 8:57:38 PM PDT by
Alex Murphy
(Athanasius contra mundum!)
To: Alex Murphy
Guess what they're playing in the agony booths this week? i don't know, maybe Donny Osmond singing Puppy Love...even for an inquisitioner that qualifies as "cruel and unusual punishment".
You're a sick man, CDL.
Aye, but you can't do a job like that properly unless you enjoy it!
255 posted on
05/19/2003 9:08:09 PM PDT by
Calvinist_Dark_Lord
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