[StolarStorm]

I was joking. However, people trespassing on my property is my business. When the Mormon church ends its door knocking policy I will become pro-Mormon. Leave people alone and they will leave you alone. Sadly, many Mormons don't understand that simple idea.... demonstrating the moron part of "moroni".

[tracer]

"I was joking."

Nobody who has read your hostile rantings could possibly believe that.

With regard to the surely quite rare LDS intruder, to whom you ever so "jokingly" refer to as a "moron" and who knocks on your door precisely at dinner time, simply ask someone to make for you a handwritten sign asking any and all who dare to invade your domain to cease and desist....