Are you a circus knife-thrower? You ought to be able to turn your skill at missing into something profitable.
In fact, I don't pretend to be a Roman Catholic any more than I pretend to be a Mormon, and for the same reason.
I affirm that I am a Christian as surely as any saved Methodist or Presbyterian, because we agree on the fundamental teachings of the Bible.
We don't deny and twist them, as Mormonism does.
It is only stupidity or dishonesty that would lead one to disgrace himself by suggesting that Mormonism is just another Christian denomination, like Presbyterianism or Methodism.
One God?
Salvation by grace alone through faith in Jesus alone?
Your cult forces you to embarrass yourself. Lose the date, lose the shame.
Dan