Are you a circus knife-thrower? You ought to be able to turn your skill at missing into something profitable.
In fact, I don't pretend to be a Roman Catholic any more than I pretend to be a Mormon, and for the same reason.
I affirm that I am a Christian as surely as any saved Methodist or Presbyterian, because we agree on the fundamental teachings of the Bible.
We don't deny and twist them, as Mormonism does.
It is only stupidity or dishonesty that would lead one to disgrace himself by suggesting that Mormonism is just another Christian denomination, like Presbyterianism or Methodism.
One God?
Salvation by grace alone through faith in Jesus alone?
Your cult forces you to embarrass yourself. Lose the date, lose the shame.
Dan
In other words, you don't believe in "Mormonism," or "Catholicism," and so you don't subscribe to them. Fine.
But you have to do more than that, don't you? Small minds and gutless wonders always do. You have to cast stones at those who choose to believe differently from you, lest they prove to have the truth after all.
Sorry, pal, but in spite of--maybe even in part because of--the efforts of simps like you, our Church is growing as fast as ever.
Calumny may defame, as Joseph said, but the truth shall go forth, boldly, nobly and independent of the opinions of cretins such as yourself.
Doesn't matter the context, that is a great line.
LOL