And the good Lord knows, I've been no saint my entire life. I'm just glad the media isn't coming after sinners like me.
Some of the guys at work (policemen) kid me about the scandal in the Church. I tell them "hey, let's just hope the media doesnt start doing stories on cops who cheat on their wives."
Generally shuts them up pretty quick.
Remember the story of Mary Magdalene?
"Let the man who is without sin, cast the first stone."