[OLD REGGIE]

MLB Commissioner Bud Selig said last month that he was excited about the possibilities of taking the game to new areas of the world.

Of course. It's dead in Canada and dying in most of the U.S.

It's time to look for new saps.

[newgeezer]

=8-o {GASP!}

Well, all things considered, you're still okay in my book, Reg.

[Mr. Lucky]

There's just something about paying $27.00 to watch a guy making $9,000,000.00 per year scratch his balls and spit that just doesn't appeal to most of us anymore.