[Mr. Lucky]

There's just something about paying $27.00 to watch a guy making $9,000,000.00 per year scratch his balls and spit that just doesn't appeal to most of us anymore.

[newgeezer]

Yeah. That's baseball in a nutshell.

And [ hockey | football | basketball | soccer ] is so much more civilized... ;O)

[malakhi]

There's just something about paying $27.00 to watch a guy making $9,000,000.00 per year scratch his balls and spit that just doesn't appeal to most of us anymore.

I can turn on the teevee and watch a guy making $9,000,000.00 per year scratch his ball and spit -- for free! ;o)