I got so excited by the return of summer I stripped naked and went for a swim.
The ducks panicked and flew away. My neighbors panicked and called the police.
The police came, giggled, wrapped a blanket around me, and put me back in the house. They told me I should at least wear a pair of undershorts in the future. Spoilsports!
I'm going to choose to interpret this figuratively rather than literally! ;o)