Well, I guess I did ask for your spin, and you gave it to me.
Arguing whether or not the Lord returned in 70AD is like arguing with someone who claims the world is flat. Once you accept their claim its flat and forget that we have satellite photos proving the worlds a sphere, then you can get into some pretty interesting discussions.
Our satellite photos prove otherwise, just as history and scripture written after 70AD,prove otherwise for me. The facy that the disciple Jesus loved, John, must have been condemned to eternal hell, since he must not have been worthy to escape, and the fact that there is no account in any history, of any nation, that was aware of it happening.
All this has to be ignored before one can even start to discuss another option.
Prove to me why the apostle John didn't mention it, why he missed the rapture if it happened, and how the whole world missed the event, and why it's not even alluded to in history, and not just whatiffs, then you have a foundation to warrant more discussion.
JH