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Ultra-Liberal United Methodists Denomination Disbands After 3 Years For These Hilarious Reasons
Protestia ^ | September 11, 2024 | staff

Posted on 09/11/2024 10:55:28 AM PDT by Morgana

We are a people of faith committed to living into and out of the wisdom and compassion of the historical Jesus – a brown man of undetermined sexual orientation who arose from a people bowed down under Empire. His prophetic witness calls us to a risky engagement with powers and principalities and compels us to overturn tables of systemic oppression…. In our quest for justice, we consciously avoid theological litmus tests and external creeds. We are a people led by God’s Spirit in a way that welcomes a dynamic evolution of our beliefs, our practices, and our systems…. Our vision is founded on the prophetic leadership and active participation of Black, Indigenous, People of Color (BIPOC), Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Intersex, Asexual + (LGBTQIA+) people, and people with disabilities. These collectives live at the intersection of direct social action and theological reflection.

(LMX Statement of Values, Vision and Mission)

Nearly four years ago, the super progressives within the United Methodist Church were upset that their hellbound denomination wasn’t liberal enough. Consequently, many of the pagans within the UMC that were given the freedom to let their leaven fizz and ferment for decades announced the creation of their own denomination, called The Liberation Methodist Connexion (LMX), which went live in late 2020/ early 2021.

Since then, the last year has not been kind to them. Within a year they suffered massive defections, going from 40 churches to just 20. In a post on their website recapping the state of the union, they recounted their few victories:

“Since (we’ve launched), the LMX has put together several online events that have given many people a glimpse of a what a liberative spiritual experience could look like, combining the message that what we are all beloved children of God with tough conversations on how our churches enable racism, homophobia, misogyny, ableism, and other forms of oppression”

We have had two roundtables; one a conversation on race and how we can work towards eliminating racism, the other a conversation around queering Easter and how the resurrection story speaks to resisting oppression.

They also shared the bad news:

“Immediately after the launch, the LMX attempted to handle unexpected, complex challenges in ways that distracted from our primary purpose for weeks, exhausting us and leading to some internal distrust.”

“Since February, some working group meetings struggled with attendance as common ground in conversations on foundational documents was not reached. No new collaborators were introduced, seemingly due to a lack of agreement about how to best integrate new people. Other sticky points for us have been concerns about whether our BIPOC collaborators are being treated well, whether we are prioritizing dismantling white culture in the LMX over creating space for queer people, whether the LMX should be a traditional Christian denomination or other,

As we stepped back and took a wider view of where we were having the most trouble, one unforeseen issue is that we were mostly unprepared for what it looks like practically to build something new; particularly as a volunteer group without the resources of our old denominations. Common ground was easier to find when we were focused on critiquing old institutions. It has been much harder to find as we all bring ideas about what can be. We realized that we made many assumptions about the goals of our fellow collaborators.

Put another way, a bunch of woke pagans with Christian ideations couldn’t agree on how badly they hated the bible and the correct way to butcher it, resulting in no money, no people, and no hope in heaven of keeping it together.

Two years later, it is no more. When we went to check in on the rapscallions, we found a message posted to their Facebook page in March of 2023, where they shared that the dream was dead and they were shuttering the whole affair, dissolving the denomination.

Given how bad the UMC has gotten over even the last three years, these folks can come crawling back, quickly slink in, and find themselves right at home like they’d never left.


TOPICS: Mainline Protestant
KEYWORDS: lmx; methodist

1 posted on 09/11/2024 10:55:28 AM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana

The United Methodist Church is now to the left of Little Rocket Man.


2 posted on 09/11/2024 11:00:07 AM PDT by BrexitBen
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To: Morgana

The money quote, FTA: “… Put another way, a bunch of woke pagans with Christian ideations couldn’t agree on how badly they hated the bible and the correct way to butcher it, resulting in no money, no people, and no hope in heaven of keeping it together...”


3 posted on 09/11/2024 11:01:41 AM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: Morgana

Satan smiles: Success! Another church destroyed.


4 posted on 09/11/2024 11:04:51 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: Morgana

Me: “Huh???”


5 posted on 09/11/2024 11:05:07 AM PDT by egfowler3 (COVID-19, today's Hypochondriacal psychosis (aka: Delusional parasitosis))
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To: Morgana

As we stepped back and took a wider view of where we were having the most trouble, one unforeseen issue is that we were mostly unprepared for what it looks like practically to build something new; particularly as a volunteer group without the resources of our old denominations. Common ground was easier to find when we were focused on critiquing old institutions.


a parasite discovers it is a parasite...............


6 posted on 09/11/2024 11:05:22 AM PDT by PeterPrinciple (Thinking Caps are no longer being issued but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere.)
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To: PGR88

Satan smiles: Success! Another church destroyed.

Parody... “I saw Satan dancing with delight, the day the church died....”


7 posted on 09/11/2024 11:06:11 AM PDT by TiGuy22
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To: Morgana; lightman

The first paragraph is total blasphemy, that can only be cured by repentance and confession!


8 posted on 09/11/2024 11:06:37 AM PDT by Honorary Serb (Kosovo is Serbia! Free Srpska! Abolish ICTY!)
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To: Honorary Serb

“The first paragraph is total blasphemy, that can only be cured by repentance and confession!”

That is why this church failed


9 posted on 09/11/2024 11:08:09 AM PDT by Morgana ( “Abortion is the ultimate exploitation of women.” — Alice Paul )
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To: Morgana

Stand for something or you’ll fall for anything.


10 posted on 09/11/2024 11:10:13 AM PDT by nagant
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To: Morgana
We are a people of faith committed to living into and out of the wisdom and compassion of the historical Jesus – a brown man of undetermined sexual orientation who arose from a people bowed down under Empire.

:FACEPALM:

11 posted on 09/11/2024 11:13:01 AM PDT by Allegra
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To: BradyLS

“The only correct way to butcher the Bible is to take a razor knife to each and every page and cut out anything you don’t like then just call it the holey bible” L.Star


12 posted on 09/11/2024 11:32:27 AM PDT by Qwapisking ("IF the Second goes first the First goes second" L.Star)
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To: Morgana

Sounds like a cult.


13 posted on 09/11/2024 12:11:27 PM PDT by sauropod ("This is a time when people reveal themselves for who they are." James O'Keefe Ne supra crepidam)
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To: Qwapisking

The best way to destroy a cockriach, a church, a country, is from within.

Satan’s method of choice, mimicking God’s way of creating from within: pregnancy.

Which is why abortion is so critical....what else destroys God’s image and likeness than an innocent child or young children in story hour.


14 posted on 09/11/2024 12:15:14 PM PDT by If You Want It Fixed - Fix It
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To: Morgana

Why don’t they just merge with the Unitarian Universalists and be done with it? Approximately 100% of of their beliefs are in common.


15 posted on 09/11/2024 12:36:13 PM PDT by Quality_Not_Quantity ("...for the sake of His name." Psalm 23:3)
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To: Morgana
There was simply no longer a reason for the LMX - the UM Church moved so far left they decided to re-unite and meet in old repurposed phone booths.
16 posted on 09/11/2024 12:38:56 PM PDT by jeffersondem
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To: aberaussie; Aeronaut; aliquando; AlternateViewpoint; AnalogReigns; Archie Bunker on steroids; ...
In August of 2009 the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America (ELCA) estabalished a "Full Communion Partnership" with The United Methodist Church

Therefore:



Lutheran (EL C S*A) Ping!

* as of August 19, AD 2009, a liberal protestant SECT, not part of the holy, catholic and apostolic CHURCH.

Be rooted in Christ!

The August 19 date refers solely to the adoption of the gaysbian agenda, NOT to the “Full Communion” agreement.

17 posted on 09/11/2024 1:14:43 PM PDT by lightman (I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
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To: Morgana
a brown man of undetermined sexual orientation who arose from a people bowed down under Empire

I'm trying to determine in my mind how the sixty men responsible for the KJV would have responded to that staement.

Stakes seems to be the prdominant answer that my feeble mind comes up with.
18 posted on 09/11/2024 2:02:22 PM PDT by wbarmy (Trying to do better.)
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To: egfowler3

That seems like the most appropriate response.


19 posted on 09/11/2024 3:18:42 PM PDT by Mr. Lucky
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To: Morgana

“...we were mostly unprepared for what it looks like practically to build something new; particularly as a volunteer group without the resources of our old denominations. Common ground was easier to find when we were focused on critiquing old institutions.”

Bwahahahahahahahaha! Aw, they didn't teach any of those oppressive white skillz in “Critical Theory of Deconstructing Institutional Religion” class.

20 posted on 09/11/2024 7:48:53 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (Propaganda keeps only governments in business, not corporations. —John Nolte)
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