Methodist Church Has Congregants Do Calming Breath Exercises Before Reading ‘Triggering’ Bible Verses

Protestia ^ | July 17, 2024 | staff

[Morgana]

Allendale United Methodist Church is one the most progressive we’ve ever seen. Led by Rev. Andy Oliver, his congregation is “committed to anti-racism and radical solidarity with folx on the margin,” while he himself is “grounded in liberation theology and following Jesus” while being “a community organizer who always located himself with the oppressed.”

When they’re not having drag-queen-led worship services, Easter services, monthly drag-led bingo, or selling merch featuring Jesus as a drag queen, they’re preaching cringe sermons that give trigger warnings for “violent” bible verses, reassuring congregants that if the scripture is too triggering, people can leave, all the while leading them through calming breath exercises.

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[Elsie]

The first two passages repudiate the "by faith alone" and "by scripture alone" lies that have become prevalent.

They DO??

[Elsie]

Oh, THESE might get the OK from them...

Yet she multiplied her promiscuity, remembering the days of her youth, when she had prostituted herself in the land of Egypt and lusted after their lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of stallions.

Ezekiel 23:19-20