[Elsie]

If their god is so incompetent that He can't handle taking care of this stuff Himself...

(Manwhile, back at the topic of this thread...)

MOM!!!

Go down there and help me out!

[Hieronymus]

MOM!!!
Go down there and help me out!

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That calls for a variation on a traditional Catholic joke.

Jesus is talking to the crowd gathered to stone the woman taken in adultery, but decides to be sensitive to future 21st century norms, and rather than saying “Let He who is without sin cast the first stone” opts for “Let One who is without sin cast the first stone.” A stone flies out of the back of the crowd, hits the woman squarely in the temple, and she falls down dead. Jesus cries out “Mom, why do you always have to ruin everything.”

(Those who are uber-pious may not find this amusing, but that reminds me of how many feminists it takes to screw in a light bulb [ONE, and THAT’s NOT FUNNY :(