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To: Philsworld; Wuli; DouglasKC

Well it’s about time we had a cult meeting to see if anybody has Murdered anybody or just thought about it. I was going to ping Mark but I don’t see where he posted on this thread and he Left off Wuli and Douglas for some reason which seems unfair. I mean if we’re going to paint everybody with thought crimes, it should be thorough. I’ve given this “sneaking into Heaven” some thought and wondered if a person could dig under the walls to get in. Any thoughts on this? And I believe the walls are pretty high (can’t remember the dimensions) and pole vaulting over seemed out of the question.


244 posted on 03/07/2024 2:31:00 PM PST by BipolarBob (If you bring up my past, you should know that Jesus dropped all of the charges.)
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To: BipolarBob

Dig under? Probably not. The foundation runs too deep and the city sits on bedrock (see what I did there?). As for going over the walls, angels in machine gun towers will get you every time. The best way in is definitely sneaking in as part of the catering/party crew. I know it was tried in the movie “Under Siege”, and God would certainly be looking for it (He probably has that movie recorded on DVD), but it could totally work. Yep, been thinking about it for a quite some time.


247 posted on 03/07/2024 7:21:11 PM PST by Philsworld (It's all short quips and funny memes, until you find that you've come up short in the judgment. )
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