LOL. Been there/done that. You remind me SO much of me back when I was catholic! Judgmental, snarky, and did I say judgmental? SET YOURSELF FREE! READ YOUR BIBLE! (Actually, read a different bible). Jesus sets us free! Doesn’t make us live under judgement anymore!
Go back to doing your laundry.
Hopefully that simple task won’t confuse you.
Hint: The soap doesn’t go in the dryer.
Note the past tense. It’s a done deal.
And now we are currently seated in the heavenly places with Christ Jesus.
Ephesians 2:4-7 But God, being rich in mercy, because of the great love with which he loved us, even when we were dead in our trespasses, made us alive together with Christ—by grace you have been saved—and raised us up with him and seated us with him in the heavenly places in Christ Jesus, so that in the coming ages he might show the immeasurable riches of his grace in kindness toward us in Christ Jesus.