Posted on 07/17/2023 6:31:32 AM PDT by Morgana
The Evangelical Lutheran Church of America (ELCA) is a simmering cauldron of blasphemy and mephistopjlean angst, to the point that sitting through an actual church service at one of their pagan temples is a foretaste of the hell that awaits them if they don’t repent. Some of the denomination’s greatest hits include:
Woke Church Newsletter Invites Congregants To Help Pay for Abortions and Abortion Pills
Pastrix Says Jesus Called Syrophoenician Woman a ‘B*****’ + “Jesus Screwed Up, She Redeems Him”
Queer ELCA Pastrix Ordained With Drag Queen Nuns While Jennifer Knapp Serenades
This brings us to Lura Groen, the pastrix of Abiding Savior Lutheran Church in Columbia, MD. She is quite possibly the grossest clergy we’ve ever written about, claiming that Jesus was trying to SEDUCE the woman at the well, that there are lesbian angels’ who ‘consensually’ flirt with queer christian women, and comparing the mystery of the Trinity to the luridness of sadomasochism and BDSM.
Last we wrote about her, she was praising and endorsing hookups, premarital sex, and polyamory. and saying that Jesus has ‘Other Lovers’ besides the Christian church.In a series of posts on social media she writes:
Though some may want to dismiss her as a crackpot loon, Groen isn’t a nobody, even though it wouldn’t matter if she were. Instead, she continues to rise in the ranks through the ELCA. Four years ago, she was elected to the Discipline Committee of the Delaware-Maryland Synod, where she enjoys a close friendship with the Bishop. She has also spoken on at least one panel with Elizabeth Eaton, the head of the ELCA. Those in power know who she is and how she behaves and are entirely and utterly supportive.
As it is written their rock is not our Rock.. That tree of the knowledge of good and evil seduced mother Eve…
The Bible said there would be days like this.
They’re as much a church as Charles Manson lunatics were a “family”!
ELCA
Egomaniacal
Lesbitarian
Cult of
America
The XXXA is an apostate left-wing politico-religious cult.
Pastors doing to their churches what politicians are doing to the country. It’s like a conspiracy to destroy everything from the ground up, but it doesn’t look like a conspiracy of men.
Why do all these women “pastors” make Jane Hathaway look attractive?
That is worth some kind of award. ;-D
[Queer ELCA Pastrix Ordained With Drag Queen Nuns While Jennifer Knapp Serenades]
In case anyone didn’t know, Jennifer Knapp (of Chanute, Kansas) had a Christian music career going, until she came out as a lesbian.
Not all woman Pastors look like these deranged lesbians. Only the angry ones present like this. There are many attractive and conservative Pastors in the Lutheran Church, however getting to be fewer in the ELCA
They’re nothing but heretics.
I feel bad for the gullible older people who have terminal cases of normalcy bias and are still in ELCA congregations, but the alarmingly wicked ELCA is immolating itself on a big, rainbow altar to Molech.
I did not know.. I have met some Lutherans.. Other than Luther, the persona is much like the Catholics I know..
Martin Luther and his hammer are needed again
“Pastors doing to their churches what politicians are doing to the country. It’s like a conspiracy to destroy everything from the ground up, but it doesn’t look like a conspiracy of men.”
I could not agree more. I just can’t understand why people remain at these “churches”.
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