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Lutheran Pastor Praises God as Promiscuous ‘Femme’ Who ‘Wiggles Her Wide Hips at You’
Protestia ^ | July 15, 2023 | staff

Posted on 07/17/2023 6:31:32 AM PDT by Morgana

The Evangelical Lutheran Church of America (ELCA) is a simmering cauldron of blasphemy and mephistopjlean angst, to the point that sitting through an actual church service at one of their pagan temples is a foretaste of the hell that awaits them if they don’t repent. Some of the denomination’s greatest hits include:

Woke Church Newsletter Invites Congregants To Help Pay for Abortions and Abortion Pills

Pastrix Says Jesus Called Syrophoenician Woman a ‘B*****’ + “Jesus Screwed Up, She Redeems Him”

Queer ELCA Pastrix Ordained With Drag Queen Nuns While Jennifer Knapp Serenades

This brings us to Lura Groen, the pastrix of Abiding Savior Lutheran Church in Columbia, MD. She is quite possibly the grossest clergy we’ve ever written about, claiming that Jesus was trying to SEDUCE the woman at the well, that there are lesbian angels’ who ‘consensually’ flirt with queer christian women, and comparing the mystery of the Trinity to the luridness of sadomasochism and BDSM.

Last we wrote about her, she was praising and endorsing hookups, premarital sex, and polyamory. and saying that Jesus has ‘Other Lovers’ besides the Christian church.In a series of posts on social media she writes:

Though some may want to dismiss her as a crackpot loon, Groen isn’t a nobody, even though it wouldn’t matter if she were. Instead, she continues to rise in the ranks through the ELCA. Four years ago, she was elected to the Discipline Committee of the Delaware-Maryland Synod, where she enjoys a close friendship with the Bishop. She has also spoken on at least one panel with Elizabeth Eaton, the head of the ELCA. Those in power know who she is and how she behaves and are entirely and utterly supportive.


TOPICS: General Discusssion; Mainline Protestant; Ministry/Outreach
KEYWORDS: elca; lgbt; lutheran; notreallylutheran; pastorette
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To: bigbob

No, Paul and his letters are. That’s the Lord Jesus Christ’s pick to teach us.

“If anyone thinks that he is a prophet, or spiritual, he should acknowledge that the things I am writing to you are a command of the Lord.”—1 Cor. 14:37

Luther was reading Paul’s letter to the Romans when he had his breakthrough. What does that tell you?


21 posted on 07/17/2023 7:25:57 AM PDT by avenir ("They sang His praise...they soon forgot His works")
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To: Spok

As somebody said a couple of days ago, they HAVE to prove that the Bible is false. They HAVE to work against it.

It’s in their souls. The spirit of antichrist.

(dark) Principalities and Powers at work.

Ephesians 6:12


22 posted on 07/17/2023 7:27:05 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: SaveFerris

Just wait until the reenactment of the days of Noah….


23 posted on 07/17/2023 7:31:07 AM PDT by Just mythoughts (Psalm 2. Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing?)
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To: Just mythoughts
Some surprising days are coming with the 7 years of 'Peace and Security'

Covid-19(84) will look like a Sunday picnic, in comparison
24 posted on 07/17/2023 7:33:53 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: SaveFerris

Remember, Christ declared *time* had been shortened…. The *time* is likened to a woman in travail (labor).. That is not a years long event…. Noah was in the ark for how long? How long is the season of the locust?

The healing of the deadly wound starts the clock and that has not happened …


25 posted on 07/17/2023 7:39:23 AM PDT by Just mythoughts (Psalm 2. Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing?)
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To: Just mythoughts

IMHO it’s just stopped before it destroys the entire world.

There are very specific (multiple) references to 1,260 days, which, IMHO are 1,260 + another 1,260.

Time will tell!

Keep praying and keep looking up!

God bless


26 posted on 07/17/2023 7:53:32 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Morgana

>Evangelical Lutheran Church of America (ELCA)

Once again the press cooperates to gaslight people that the wokety-woke-wokechurch is really the whole of Lutheranism.

That’d be like taking Brandon’s behavior and extending it to all Catholics. “Catholic leaders support trans pride marches and showering with their familes.” (not)


27 posted on 07/17/2023 8:35:00 AM PDT by No.6
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To: No.6

The Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod doesn’t have female pastors. Neither does the Wisconsin Synod. Headlines like this are part of the attempt to smear all Lutherans, and Christians, with the same crazy brush.


28 posted on 07/17/2023 9:20:43 AM PDT by TopDog2 (Onward Christian soldiers)
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To: aberaussie; Aeronaut; aliquando; AlternateViewpoint; AnalogReigns; Archie Bunker on steroids; ...


Lutheran (EL C S*A) Ping!

* as of August 19, AD 2009, a liberal protestant SECT, not part of the holy, catholic and apostolic CHURCH.

Be rooted in Christ!

29 posted on 07/17/2023 9:33:50 AM PDT by lightman (I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
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To: SaveFerris
Her war face. Bet she practices in front of a mirror.

I don't know any Lutheran pastors, but I know that type well from college. /snicker

30 posted on 07/17/2023 9:39:03 AM PDT by Salman (It's not a slippery slope if it was part of the program all along. )
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To: up hermit

I gave up on the ELCA years ago. Good luck to any sane people still there, I don’t see how they will be allowed to make any difference.


31 posted on 07/17/2023 9:43:12 AM PDT by Wilhelm Tell (True or False? This is not a tag line.)
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To: TopDog2

My wife is a pastor, who’s rostered with the General Lutheran Church and Lutheran Orthodox Church. The Lutheran Congregations for Mission in Christ (LCMC) and North American Lutheran Church (NALC) have lady pastors. The headline writer probably wanted to smear strange ELCA pastors (men and woman) who like to ignore the Bible.


32 posted on 07/17/2023 11:12:51 AM PDT by PhilCollins
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To: lightman

Columbia MD is a rich model “new town”. It was a nice place last time I was there.

Surely Columbia residents can find a MUCH BETTER church, in which they can be saved for all eternity by our Lord God and Savior Jesus Christ!!!!

There is no need to hear the blasphemous ravings of a deluded priestess, or to expose one’s children to them!!!!

Try this one! Become catechumens with your whole family!!

https://www.stmatthewoca.org


33 posted on 07/17/2023 11:16:25 AM PDT by Honorary Serb (Kosovo is Serbia! Free Srpska! Abolish ICTY!)
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To: Honorary Serb

Or this Antiochian Orthodox parish:

https://www.holycrossonline.org/

Served by Fr. Gregory Matthews-Green, husband of renowned Orthodox author Frederica Matthews-Green.


34 posted on 07/17/2023 12:04:24 PM PDT by lightman (I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
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To: Morgana

I grew-up in the American Lutheran Church in Wisconsin in the ‘50s.

What the liberal deviates have done to this gentle, loving God-fearing church is beyond disgusting.


35 posted on 07/17/2023 1:03:00 PM PDT by Redleg Duke (“Who is John Galt?”)
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To: Morgana

Again I feel nauseated.


36 posted on 07/17/2023 1:03:11 PM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: Morgana

I think I know where some tables need to be turned.


37 posted on 07/17/2023 1:06:04 PM PDT by meyer (FBI = KGB for the DNC; IRS = Gestapo)
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To: PhilCollins

My church is LCMC affiliated. Several years ago, the ELCA “jumped the shark” and many churches got out of that affiliation. They tried to hold financial sway over churches to keep them in the “fold” but it was obvious that the ELCA had turned “woke” and any church that could, got out.


38 posted on 07/17/2023 1:13:21 PM PDT by meyer (FBI = KGB for the DNC; IRS = Gestapo)
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To: meyer

That’s great. I hope that a lot more ELCA congregations will leave the ELCA, if they decide their pastors contradict the Bible.


39 posted on 07/17/2023 2:25:09 PM PDT by PhilCollins
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To: TopDog2

Exactly.


40 posted on 07/17/2023 2:38:43 PM PDT by No.6
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