Love that Bible humor!
The blind man, healed, questioned about Jesus: Wow, he makes a blind man see, and you experts don’t know where he’s from!
The disciples, asked, are you drunk? and they said: Drunk? it’s only 2 o’clock.
And that snarky aside: as if the sins of Jeroboam were a light thing!
It’s there if you’re open to it.
One of my favorites is from Exodus 32:1-29:
“Come on,” they said, “make us some gods who can lead us. We don’t know what happened to this fellow Moses…..”
“This fellow Moses”? Are you kidding me? Already? Moses just left them a few days ago!
And then later, Aaron says: “So I told them, ‘Whoever has gold jewelry, take it off.’ When they brought it to me, I simply threw it into the fire—and out came this calf!”
Oh, really Aaron? Just like that, out came this golden calf? I suppose the dog ate his homework, too!
Jezebel putting make-up on as they're coming to assassinate her, thinking her looks will save her (2 Kings 9:30)!