Posted on 05/13/2022 6:01:41 PM PDT by marshmallow
BOTJ,
From false teachers proud and cocky.
If you listen and go astray,
You’ll regret it the Last Day.
Smell it now,it’s just horse hockey!
Ha! I just came from the bath. I hope I bathed well enough because the entire time was spent thinking of limerick lines.
😂
Ravi liked to party
In Bangkok, Bangladesh
A certain gal he courted
Who showed him lots of flesh
Do you ever wonder when a couple wed whether
They sleep on a mattress made of cotton or feather?
Ellen says no to the latter
Should be a personal matter
But let us just hope they’re not a bed wetter
Ravi liked the touch
Of Bangkok Sally mistress
Then one day his doctor said
Herpes, Gonorrhea, Syphilis
Gotta break for personal matter. BBS.
Ravi has his followers
They’re on this very site
Sin away with no regard
God flips the switch, good night
Lord, Lord, you say
As you commit abomination
The lawless one will certainly miss
The heavenly transportation
AMPUtate a leg
AMPUtate an arm
Pork eaters are going to burn
You can bet the farm
Nasty little clowns
At Satan’s carnival
Scream the Pre Trib Rapture
That Jesuits all compel
Againer’s sexual talk
That’s all they seem to think
With Ravi as their leader
Their doctrines putrid, stink
Pack your mouth full of pork
Shove it up your nose
Abomination God declares
Salvation God forgoes
Sunday is the mark
Againers all deny
Weeping, wailing, gnashing teeth
A chance you had to sanctify
AMPUtate a leg
AMPUtate an arm
Pork eaters are going to burn
You can bet the farm
Your post is an insult to many people who’ve lost limbs. You should be ashamed but I’ve learned by now that there’s none in you. Your post is absolutely disgusting.
Againer’s sexual talk
That’s all they seem to think
With Ravi as their leader
Their doctrines putrid, stink
And yet, 99% of what we hear from you is all about the sex life of Ravi Zacharias. Again, what a joke. Nasty minded little thing, aren’t you? Ellen would say you’ve been a bad boy and your brain has turned to mush with you having such thoughts. True, or did she lie again?
I thought you wanted to wash off the stench of false religion. I was absent for a bit, cuz I was enjoying a bacon 🥓 and ham sammich🍔 I know that’s a double whopper with Cheese, but close enough. I just love eating all this good good. Do I look like I am losing any sleep over whether a cultist likes it or not. Actually, I really couldn’t care less who doesn’t like it.
By the way, I just stumbled across a you tube video. I saw the face first, before I read it. It is a picture of, none other than Ellen G White. I don’t believe in coincidence, so maybe the Lord brought me to it. I will send you the link in freep mail. 😀😃🤭😂
Your sammich sounds good. I’d use pepper jack cheese and American, thin slices of a cold, crispy onion, and a couple of slices of pickle. (Dang. I don’t get hungry till around evening, but you’ve got my mouth watering!)
I don’t believe in coincidence either, Mark. Please send the link.
Reach out for a cat turd
Eat it with thanksgiving
No amount of prayer
Transforms it to befitting
Hard to swallow your own medicine, isn’t it?
Reach out for a cat turd
Eat it with thanksgiving
No amount of prayer
Transforms it to befitting
Pure trash. Guttersnipe trash. Not surprised.
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