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Marjorie Taylor Greene: I Was Raised Catholic, but Wicked Bishops Have ‘Driven Me Away’ from the Church
LifeSite News ^
| 5/4/22
| Claire Chretien
Posted on 05/13/2022 6:01:41 PM PDT by marshmallow
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To: SouthernClaire; Elsie
Elsie is probably still snoozing. 😂 Do you like our Limericks? We have been at it for years.
2,101
posted on
06/14/2022 4:18:28 AM PDT
by
Mark17
(Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF pilot. USAF aviation runs in the family )
To: Mark17
I love them, Mark. You two are really talented in writing them. No joke. Thanks for all the laughs!
To: SouthernClaire; Elsie
Only minutes before I conjure up a Limerick, I have no idea what I will write. I just do it. I can’t really explain it. 👍😀
2,103
posted on
06/14/2022 5:12:02 AM PDT
by
Mark17
(Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF pilot. USAF aviation runs in the family )
To: Luircin
I can see how that would be quite similar.
Possibly like packing boxes into the Amazon truck for delivery.
2,104
posted on
06/14/2022 5:15:00 AM PDT
by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
To: Mark17
You gots brains inside of that melon?
Then refuse the stuff that she’s sellin’!
Just trust in the Lord,
Let Him reign in your gourd.
Too much fish and you’ll really be smellin’!
2,105
posted on
06/14/2022 5:19:31 AM PDT
by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
To: SouthernClaire
2,106
posted on
06/14/2022 5:20:15 AM PDT
by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
To: Mark17
When thinking about eating an oyster,
Want you dry ones or some that are moister?
Unless you’re a nun,
Stay away from there, son.
No need for you to self-cloister.
2,107
posted on
06/14/2022 5:25:50 AM PDT
by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
To: SouthernClaire
When you wrote this I still was in bed,
Thoughts of Ellen long gone from my head.
‘Tis time to get up!
And some coffee to sup,
But I really want to lie there instead.
2,108
posted on
06/14/2022 5:29:28 AM PDT
by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
To: Mark17; Elsie
My very pathetic attempt:
Don’t slurp oysters or eat any ham
No spicy foods nor any jam
You’ll end up in bed
With a very hot head
Touching what will get you damned
(I think I will leave it to you pros.)
To: Elsie
To: Mark17
Day shift has arrived.
You night shift folk may now stand down.
2,111
posted on
06/14/2022 5:31:18 AM PDT
by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
To: SouthernClaire
You snuck in an ‘ed’ on that last line.
The last line is usually the hardest for me.
2,112
posted on
06/14/2022 5:33:09 AM PDT
by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
To: SouthernClaire
Continous idea throughout.
Good attempt!!
2,113
posted on
06/14/2022 5:34:50 AM PDT
by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
To: Elsie
You are right. I tried too many times to re-write it and didn’t notice the “ed” still on the end.
To: SouthernClaire
If the first limerick line ends in two words,
Like Green Gables, red roses, or bluebirds.
Then you’ll grunt and you’ll cry,
And think you will die -
(Dang! Why did I start this???)
2,115
posted on
06/14/2022 5:39:26 AM PDT
by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
To: SouthernClaire
Your last line is GREAT!
Perhaps use it as the first line in a new one.
2,116
posted on
06/14/2022 5:40:35 AM PDT
by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
To: Elsie
LOL. I hate to admit that I’m trying hard to come up with a new last line! This gets addictive.
To: Elsie; SouthernClaire
Ever since Ellen G White became an adult
She had a dream, she would start a cult
In the midst of her mind
Thinking she did fine
She conjured up a religion of the occult.
2,118
posted on
06/14/2022 5:44:55 AM PDT
by
Mark17
(Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF pilot. USAF aviation runs in the family )
To: SouthernClaire
2,119
posted on
06/14/2022 5:47:59 AM PDT
by
Mark17
(Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF pilot. USAF aviation runs in the family )
To: Mark17
Y’all are too good at this, Mark!
I’m afraid that now I’m going to be stuck with my mind trying to come up with one all day.
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