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This is a joke about Contemporary Christian music.
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Posted on 04/19/2022 12:00:23 PM PDT by MercyFlush

This is a joke about Contemporary Christian music. This is a joke about Contemporary Christian music. This is a joke about Contemporary Christian music. This is a joke about Contemporary Christian music. This is a joke about Contemporary Christian music. This is a joke about Contemporary Christian music. This is a joke about Contemporary Christian music. (key change) This is a joke about Contemporary Christian music. This is a joke about Contemporary Christian music.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ccm; music; pleasedonatedouble; praisemusic
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Got this from a friend of mine at church yesterday! I have to say that it does neatly encapsulate so many shortcomings of this sad trend in Christian music.
1 posted on 04/19/2022 12:00:23 PM PDT by MercyFlush
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To: MercyFlush

๐Ÿ˜†


2 posted on 04/19/2022 12:01:06 PM PDT by Recovering_Democrat
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To: MercyFlush

3 posted on 04/19/2022 12:03:43 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (A morning without coffee is like...just kidding. I have no idea.)
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To: MercyFlush

Thank you for a very informative post.

I really like hard news articles like this.


4 posted on 04/19/2022 12:04:03 PM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion (Fraud vitiates everything.)
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To: MercyFlush

Paul Simon recommends a Bridge over those repetitive verses.


5 posted on 04/19/2022 12:04:07 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: MercyFlush

That’s funny right there. I don’t care who you are. My wife and oldest son are both worship leaders at our church. We get it.


6 posted on 04/19/2022 12:05:11 PM PDT by okkev68
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To: MercyFlush

What, no bridge???


7 posted on 04/19/2022 12:06:48 PM PDT by alancarp (George Orwell was an optimist.)
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To: MercyFlush
Then there's this country song
8 posted on 04/19/2022 12:06:50 PM PDT by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

Most CCM these days can be correctly called “7/11 Music”.

Seven words repeated eleven times.

And most of it has nothing to do with Scripture.


9 posted on 04/19/2022 12:06:58 PM PDT by MercyFlush (The Soviet Empire is right now doing a dead cat bounce.)
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Actually, I think this critique applies more to contemporary pop music than to contemporary Christian music, some of which remains very melodic. Darlene Zschech - formerly of Hillsong - comes to mind.


10 posted on 04/19/2022 12:08:26 PM PDT by Steve_Seattle
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To: MercyFlush

Ah, the band descends into a praise coma.


11 posted on 04/19/2022 12:08:44 PM PDT by Politically Correct (A member of the rabble in good standing)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

I didn’t get it either, until the key change.

Then I laughed my donkey off!


12 posted on 04/19/2022 12:09:02 PM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
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To: MercyFlush

Just be thankful you aren’t one of the four living creatures or one of the 24 elders up in Heaven. Day and night they never stop saying. (Note the repetition in the verses as well!).

Revelation 4:8-11

Each of the four living creatures had six wings and was covered with eyes all around, even under its wings. Day and night they never stop saying:

โ€œโ€˜Holy, holy, holy
is the Lord God Almighty,โ€™
who was, and is, and is to come.โ€

Whenever the living creatures give glory, honor and thanks to him who sits on the throne and who lives for ever and ever, the twenty-four elders fall down before him who sits on the throne and worship him who lives for ever and ever. They lay their crowns before the throne and say:

You are worthy, our Lord and God,
to receive glory and honor and power,
for you created all things,
and by your will they were created
and have their being.โ€


13 posted on 04/19/2022 12:09:17 PM PDT by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful.)
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To: MercyFlush

It needs a bridge.


14 posted on 04/19/2022 12:09:29 PM PDT by Fido969 (45 is Superman!)
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To: MercyFlush

Unlike a lot of popular music that has cycles of

“Baby, baby, ooh, ooh, Baby...”
“Baby, baby, ooh, ooh, Baby...” “Baby, baby, ooh, ooh, Baby...”
“Baby, baby, ooh, ooh, Baby...”
...


15 posted on 04/19/2022 12:11:28 PM PDT by epluribus_2
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To: MercyFlush

Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Halleluuuuuajah.


16 posted on 04/19/2022 12:12:28 PM PDT by BlissinNC
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To: MercyFlush

The songs start as reverent whispers then build to singer aggrandizing exhibitions.


17 posted on 04/19/2022 12:13:07 PM PDT by Born in 1950 (Anti left, nothing else.)
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To: MercyFlush

Key change....
Now, that is innovative.....


18 posted on 04/19/2022 12:13:26 PM PDT by gathersnomoss (LIVE FREE OR DIE)
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To: MercyFlush

Encapsulates exactly why I canโ€™t stand it.


19 posted on 04/19/2022 12:13:40 PM PDT by sam_whiskey (Peace through Strength. )
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To: epluribus_2

Ohhh, oohhh...ooohhhhhh.


20 posted on 04/19/2022 12:14:16 PM PDT by gathersnomoss (LIVE FREE OR DIE)
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