Throughout the world, some people have been tempted to look upon religious leaders who are mere mortals as if they were an individual’s supreme source of spiritual instruction, nourishment, and protection. The tendency to turn mere men into "gurus" is worldwide.
This perfectly describes your religion...
Your own gurushala teaches that you reject the Trinity as "Catholic innovation" and all the other tinfoil non-Christian beliefs that you write about. The fact that your Church of one gets no traction is proof of the godlessness of it's philosophies.