[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

I was an usher at my church before COVID eliminated the need for them. I used to hand out bulletins as people came through the door. I’ve had to pointedly look away many times - and not just the young chicks, either.

[BipolarBob]

I’ve had to pointedly look away many times

Old age will take care of that for you.

[alexander_busek]

I’ve had to pointedly look away many times [...]

Yeah, some of those parishioners can be pretty gnarly! More than a poor soul should be expected to endure, on an empty stomach.

Regards,