[Luircin]

And the Catholic once again has to resort to DUH, MY OPPONENTS ARE STOOPID.

Martin Luther was a doctor of the faith, and that was in the day when a Doctorate was more than just repeating whatever the Pope de jour claims is true.

To claim that Luther “didn’t understand” a point of Catholic doctrine when he earned a doctoral position at Wittenberg is moronic at best and outright deceptive at worst.

Betcha didn’t know that Martin Luther could well have been His Eminence Cardinal Luther if he’d wanted it.

Instead he chose God’s Word. Exchanged a life of luxury for quite possibly being executed by the state.

[metmom]

BKMK

[Elsie]

 

One day during the FR religious Wars, a Catholic apologist and his fellow comrades were patrolling through the theologically mountainous terrain at FreeRepublic.

Suddenly, they get a reply from one of their daily screeds about CatholicISM's superiority:

 

"One Protestant can take out 10 Catholic apologists!"

 

The Catholic apologist leader smirks, then sends 10 of his buds onto their keyboards.

A brief flamewar ensues, and then everything goes quiet...

 

"One Protestant can take out 100 Catholic apologists!"

 

The Catholic apologist leader is rightfully impressed, so he laughs and sends 100 of his minions over the 'Net to finish the job.

A large flamewar is heard over the thread that lasts much longer than the previous fight.

Finally, everything calms down...

 

"One Protestant can take out 1000 Catholic apologists!"

 

The Catholic apologist leader is furious, and sends over 1000 of his best Catechism trained; Saints in waiting; to annihilate these upstarts. 

A massive and lengthy battle takes place; with a mod or two getting involved.

During the fight, a wounded apologist comes crawling back over the hill toward the Leader.

 

"Sir! Do not send any more of us! It's a trap! THERE'S TWO OF THEM!!"