Your “explanations” are not valid.
P.S. The is a thread titled, “Decree! Archbishop Lwanga Bans Holy Communion by Hand, Mass Outside Church in Kampala Archdiocese [Uganda]”.
So don’t lecture me about trolling, troll.
When perfecting the role of a troll;
‘Tis better to row; not to pole.
Make them short, sweet or funny;
Or biting and punny.
But remember: saving souls is your goal.