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To: SeekAndFind

genocide and incest?

really?

i like how forward thinking God was to instruct Noah to put an A/C unit on the roof.


10 posted on 08/06/2018 11:53:48 AM PDT by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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“i like how forward thinking God was to instruct Noah to put an A/C unit on the roof.”

It’s TRUE! It’s right there in the Bible!!

11 Now the earth was corrupt in God’s sight and was full of violence. 12 God saw how corrupt the earth had become, for all the people on earth had corrupted their ways. 13 So God said to Noah, “I am going to put an end to all people, for the earth is filled with violence because of them. I am surely going to destroy both them and the earth. 14 So make yourself an ark of cypress[a] wood; make rooms in it and coat it with pitch inside and out. 15 This is how you are to build it: The ark is to be three hundred cubits long, fifty cubits wide and thirty cubits high.[b] 16 Make a roof for it, leaving below the roof an opening one cubit[c] high all around and putting on top of it a decent A/C unit.[d]


18 posted on 08/06/2018 12:02:51 PM PDT by MeganC (There is nothing feminine about feminism.)
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To: teeman8r
i like how forward thinking God was to instruct Noah to put an A/C unit on the roof.

It is a DLRU, Dove Launch and Recovery Unit, you uneducated heathen, you!

"Then Noah sent out a dove to see if the waters had receded from surface of the ground. But the dove found no place to rest her foot, and she returned to him in the ark, because water still covered the surface of the whole earth. So he reached out his hand and brought her back inside the ark.…

21 posted on 08/06/2018 12:06:31 PM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion
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To: teeman8r

“i like how forward thinking God was to instruct Noah to put an A/C unit on the roof.”

The A/C was installed for the comfort of the thousands of daily visitors who come to see the educational exhibits.

The U.S. Capitol building did not originally have air conditioning but it was added later because citizens want to be as comfortable as possible when they visit. The air conditioning in the Capitol does not detract from the experience, it helps people enjoy the experience more.

I suppose a purist could argue otherwise.


24 posted on 08/06/2018 12:20:16 PM PDT by jeffersondem
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