“i like how forward thinking God was to instruct Noah to put an A/C unit on the roof.”
It’s TRUE! It’s right there in the Bible!!
11 Now the earth was corrupt in Gods sight and was full of violence. 12 God saw how corrupt the earth had become, for all the people on earth had corrupted their ways. 13 So God said to Noah, I am going to put an end to all people, for the earth is filled with violence because of them. I am surely going to destroy both them and the earth. 14 So make yourself an ark of cypress[a] wood; make rooms in it and coat it with pitch inside and out. 15 This is how you are to build it: The ark is to be three hundred cubits long, fifty cubits wide and thirty cubits high.[b] 16 Make a roof for it, leaving below the roof an opening one cubit[c] high all around and putting on top of it a decent A/C unit.[d]
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Ya don’t need AC when its raining down on you for a month and a half! Nor do you need it in the middle of a world wide ocean.