LOL!
What do you find between the breasts of an eighty year old woman?
Her belly button.
Or call her Ali Baba.
“Oh Doctor!
I’m so depressed and no longer want to live.
How do I shoot myself with my recently, dearly departed husband’s pistol to be most effective?”
“Oh Mrs. Smith; you really shouldn’t be thinking that way. But if you really want to know; shoot yourself an inch below your left breast.”
The next day, the doctor read in the paper of an elderly that had blown off her kneecap in a shooting accident.