[E. Pluribus Unum]

Super-fun rap-star church.

[Vigilanteman]

Reminds me of the old story about the Bishop who calls on a local priest who has been growing the local attendance at mass.

Said the Bishop, "I didn't complain much when you replaced the traditional choir with a Rock and Roll Band. We do need more young people at mass and you got them there."

"And I didn't complain when you got rid of the front pews and replaced them with comfortable seats."

"So, what's the problem?" asks the Priest.

"Your new drive-in confessional with the flashing neon sign which says 'toot and tell or go to hell' is inappropriate and has to go."