When wanting a picture of dwarf,
Don’t settle for one of ol’ Worf.
That grumpy old Klingon,
No hymns be he singin’.
And his food? It’ll make y’all barf!
Stuffing poor Worf in a bickering thread
with angels and demons left by the road, dead,
is something Gene Roddenberry’d surely have shunned.
Star Trek and Jesus are simply not done.